Funny Flag Jokes

Here is our top list of flag dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about flags, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this flag humor with others!

What is the first sport ever played on the moon?

Capture the flag!

I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store...

They put a Canadian flag on it and now it sucks again!

Why did the pirate captain always fly his flag upside down?

Because he wanted to flag down passing ships!

Reviews are in for the Chinese flag... Five stars!

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