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67 Funny Dragon Jokes

ByChe Lewis Updated on

My nephews loved dragons and they would wear full dragon outfits like everyday! It was super cute. I have a list of dragon jokes here and so you can get to the list after you first have a laugh at me being scared of a dragon in the picture below… yeah ok, move on to the jokes section real quick please!

Dragon puns

  1. What’s worse than an insult from a leprechaun? A burn from a dragon.
  2. What did the dragon eat after going to the dentist? The dentist.
  3. Why did the knight befriend the dragon? It was claw-some.
  4. What does a dragon call a bus full of people? Meals on wheels.
  5. What does a dragon eat for a snack? Firecrackers.
  1. What do you call Dragon with no silver? A dron.
  2. Why do dragons make good accountants? The economies of scale.
  3. Why are dragons the worst story tellers? Because they dragon.
  4. What does a dragon have before bedtime? A knight cap.
  5. What did the dragon say to the bad employee? You’re fired.
Cartoon graphic of cute baby dragon on blue background.
  1. What do you do with a green dragon? Wait until it ripens.
  2. What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling? Talon-ted.
  3. What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk? I have no idea, but please don’t make it angry.
  4. How did the female dragon win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show.
  5. Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times? Because they used to spit fire.
  1. Why didn’t the ice dragon have any friends? It gave people the cold shoulder.
  2. How do you know if a dragon is excited? It gets all fired up.
  3. What do you get if you cross a dragon with an insect? A dragonfly.
  4. Why do dragons live in tall buildings? They like to tower over people.
  5. Why did the snake think it was a dragon? It made a hiss-take.
  1. What do you call a Chinese dragon’s beard? Low mane.
  2. What do dragons sing when cooking? Burn, baby, burn.
  3. Why did the dragon hoard treasure when it was young? They were its golden years.
  4. Did you hear about the dragon that stole the king’s crown? It was his crowning achievement.
  5. Why did the dragon cross the road? He wanted to eat some chicken.
Cartoon graphic of flying blue dragon on blue background.
  1. Why don’t dragons use cutlery? Their tongues are already forked.
  2. What do you get if you cross a dragon and a race-car? A drag race.
  3. What road do dragons travel on? The fly-way.
  4. What’s the difference between a car and a dragon? A car only has one horn.
  5. Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons? Because they didn’t smoke.
  1. What did the dragon say after receiving a gift for his birthday? Fangs a lot.
  2. Why doesn’t the Ender Dragon understand the book? Because he always starts at the end.
  3. Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen? He was tired of tinned food.
  4. What will eat more than a dragon? Two dragons.
  1. What’s the most annoying thing for dragons on their birthday? Blowing out the candles on their birthday cake.
  2. Why are dragons so amazing at making music? They really know their scales.
  3. What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for? Long tales.
  4. How can you tell how much a dragon weighs? Well, they come with scales.
Cartoon graphic of dancing dragon on blue background.
  1. What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in? A talon show.
  2. Why do dragons always sleep during the day? They fight knights.
  3. Which side of a dragon has the most scales? The outside.
  4. What’s big, scaly and bounces? A dragon on a trampoline.
  1. What is a dragons favorite TV show? Dragons Den.
  2. What is the scariest type of fruit? The dragon fruit.
  3. What do you get if you’re bit by an ice dragon? Frost bite.
  4. What is a dragons favorite toy? A scale-xtric.
  5. Where do dragons go for a manicure and massage? The scale salon.
  1. What do dragons say when their eggs hatch? Eggcellent
  2. Why did the dragon throw the T-Rex into the air? He wanted to see a dino-soar.
  3. What does a dragon like to eat at a restaurant? Hot wings.
  1. What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons? The horn section.
  2. Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning? Because the early beard gets the worm.
  3. Why didn’t the dragon observe the Sabbath? He only preys on weak knights.

Dragon one liners

  1. I want to make a really long, bad lizard joke. But I don’t want to let it dragon.
  2. A dragon would never explode. But a dino might.
  3. Santa hit a dragon whilst flying over medieval England. I guess you could say he sleighed it.
  4. A leprechaun, a walking tree, and a dragon walk into a bar. I should quit drinking.
Cartoon graphic of adult dragon sitting on blue background.

Best dragon jokes

  1. You think birds are scary? Imagine Dragons.
  2. What do you call the cow that slayed a dragon? Legendairy.
  3. What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
  4. How can you tell a boy dragon from a girl dragon? Fireballs.
  5. How does Smaug move files from one folder to another? Dragon drop.
  1. Why were there spears sticking out of the dragon? It had been lanced-a-lot.
  2. What’s a tired dragon’s favorite steak? Flaming yawn.
  3. Why did the dragon love the wizard? He was a-mage-ing.
  4. What do you call a dragon librarian? A book wyrm.
  5. Why was the dragons school built on the clouds? It was a high school.

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