60 Funny Fart Jokes

Here are 60 funny fart jokes and the best fart puns to crack you up. These jokes about farts are great jokes for kids and adults.

Fart puns

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1. What happens when you fart quietly? Da-bum-tss.
2. Why does Piglet smell of farts? Because he plays with Pooh.
3. What happened to the blind skunk? She fell in love with a fart.
4. What’s something great about fart jokes? They’ll make your cheeks hurt.
5. What’s the difference between a wise guy and a butt sniffer? One’s a smart fella, the other is a fart smella.

6. What’s the first rule of scuba diving? Don’t fart in your wet suit.
7. What do you call a farting fairy? Stinker bell.
8. Do you know what’s scary? Attempting your first fart after having diarrhea.
9. What do you call it when someone has lots of gas straight after eating? A fart attack.
10. Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store? Because they didn’t have any Windows.

11. What’s a fart? A turd honking for the right of way.
12. What do you call a ghost fart? A spirit bomb.
13. Why don’t skeletons fart in public? Because they haven’t got the guts.
14. Why should you never fart in an elevator? It’s wrong on so many levels.
15. What’s the ideal weight of a fart? Zero pounds. If it’s anything more, you’re in trouble.

16. What do you get when a king farts? Noble gas.
17. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
18. Why should February 10th be National Fart Day? Because it’s 2/10.
19. What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public? A private tooter.
20. What does the judge say when someone farts during trial? Odour in the court.

21. What’s invisible and smells like fish? Penguin farts.
22. What do you call a vegetarian fart? Kale force wind.
23. Why ninja are farts so dangerous? They’re silent but deadly.
24. What is born skinless, flies wingless, and sings until it dies? A fart.
25. Why did the truck driver finally stop farting? He ran out of gas.

26. What is invisible and smells like worms? A bird fart.
27. Where do you buy anti-fart medicine? At the defartment store.
28. What’s invisible and smells like nuts? Squirrel farts.
29. Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too.
30. What did the bean say to his Dad on Father’s Day say? World’s best farter.

31. What do you call denying a fart? Gaslighting.
32. What’s invisible and smells of carrots? Rabbit farts.
33. What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away.
34. How does NASA pass gas? They fart using their ass-teroids.
35. How can you tell when a moth farts? It flies in a straight line.

Fart one liners

Here are some great fart joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about farts.

36. I don’t fart. I whisper in my underwear.
37. Farts are like books. We all prefer them if we are alone.
38. I didn’t fart. My butt likes you so much it blew a kiss.
39. A fart is like success. It only bothers you when it’s not your own.
40. Farts are like children. You don’t mind your own, but you can’t stand other people’s.

41. Farts are like math. Many of you hate them, but it’s necessary.
42. I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
43. James Bond always holds his farts while in bed. Otherwise he would blow his cover.
44. I used to cough in public to hide my farts, but now with covid I fart in public to hide my coughs.
45. Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly farts and the other fly cries, “Hey. I’m trying to eat here.”

46. I just farted on my wallet. Now I have gas money.
47. Superman farted so hard, he broke wind.
48. They said pooping is a call of nature. So is farting a missed call?
49. Don’t try to fart against the wind. It might end up a burp.
50. I farted at work yesterday, and my coworker opened the window. It must have been bad, we’re flight attendants.

Best fart jokes

These next funny fart puns are some of our best jokes and puns about farts!

51. What do you call a cow’s fart? Dairy air.
52. What do you call a replacement fart? A substi-toot.
53. Do you know witches don’t fart? They cast smells.
54. How do you know a clown farted? It smells funny.
55. Have you seen that movie about farts yet? It really stinks.

56. Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels so good to fart.
57. My dad farted on an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
58. What do you call a dinosaur fart? An exstinktion.
59. Why don’t farts do well at school? They get expelled.
60. Chuck Norris has farted only once in his life. It was during a vacation to the Sahara forest.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about fart, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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