60 Funny Winter Puns

Here are 60 funny winter jokes and the best winter puns to crack you up. These jokes about winter are great winter jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of winter dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about winter, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this winter humor with others.

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Winter puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about winter that are also awesome winter jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you call a tropical island in winter? Brrrrmuda.
2. Did you hear about the scarecrow in winter? She was ice-solated.
3. How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in winter.
4. What does the latte wear in the winter? A beanie.
5. Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread? It’s a pita parka.

6. What do you call a seagull during the winter? A brrrr-d.
7. Why do musicians like the winter? So they can play cool jazz.
8. Where do snowmen get the weather report? The Winternet.
9. What’s the best part of school during the winter? Snow and tell.
10. Why do skeletons hate winter? They get chilled to the bone.

11. Why do foxes have a winter coat? Because they’d get tangled up in a scarf.
12. Did you know that a cyclops’s favorite winter sport is sking? It’s like skiing, but with one eye.
13. Which animal do you want to be in winter? A little otter.
14. Which type of turtles dominate the winter Olympics? Sliders.
15. What did one shepherd say to another shepherd on a cold winter’s night? I’m freezing. Let’s get the flock out of here.

16. Why did the bear keep getting fired? He always disappeared in the winter.
17. What’s a mouse’s favorite winter sport? Mice-skating.
18. What do koalas eat after a nuclear winter? Apocalyptus.
19. Why do bees stay in their hive in winter? Swarm.
20. What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack? Abdominal snowman.

21. What do you get when you milk a cow in the winter? Ice cream.
22. What did the tree say after a long winter? What a re-leaf.
23. What does a tiger wear in the winter? A stripy jumper.
24. What do you call a ghost in the winter? Casp-brrr.
25. How is a throwing a dictionary similar to birds flying south for winter? They’re both flying information.

26. How do people say their prayers in winter? Hail Mary.
27. What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
28. What’s hard to get into, but even harder to get out of? A shower in winter.
29. Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter? On the outside.
30. What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south? A bi-polar bear.

31. Why did the winter Olympian pick his nose? He had a Luge-e.
32. What do you send to a sick friend in winter? A get well soon card-igan.
33. What do you call drag racing in the winter? Snow drifting.
34. Why do bears like dogs in the winter? Because they are chilly dogs.
35. Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter? She was no spring chicken.

36. Did you hear about the politicians whose best speeches were outdoors in the winter? He could really turn a freeze.
37. Why are winter days great? They’re snow much fun.
38. What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed? A cold.
39. Why do ducks fly South for the winter? Because it’s too far to waddle.
40. How do you keep from getting cold feet in winter? Don’t go around Brrrfooted.

Winter one liners

Here are some great winter joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about winter.

41. After six months of winter, all the snow finally melted. Noice.
42. A tree’s first winter must be terrifying. Imagine the releaf they feel in spring.
43. After dealing with dad-jokes all winter, I’m hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.
44. It’s just coming into winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside. Because now is the winter of my disco tent.
45. So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. Its a shame because he had such a great fall.

46. No one likes eating outside in the winter. It’s frost come, frost served.
47. Animals: Winter is here, we need a plan to survive. Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea.
48. Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
49. I used to be a fortune teller but all I could predict was really cold winters. Then I found out the crystal ball shop had sold me a snow globe.
50. I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.

Best winter jokes

These next funny winter puns are some of our best jokes and puns about winter!

51. What does a mountain biker ride in winter? An icicle.
52. What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves.
53. Why are mountains always warm? They are wearing snowcaps.
54. How do you call a cab in winter? You hail it.
55. Did you hear about the Netflix series Summer to Winter? It never got a 5th season.

56. Which athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.
57. Did you hear the serious story about winter? It’s snow joke.
58. How do musicians keep the beat in winter? With a cold snap.
59. Why do programmers love winter? Because there are no bugs.
60. Why is Vanilla Ice popular in the winter? Ice Ice baby.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about winter, we hope you had a good laugh.

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