37 Funny Owl Jokes

Owllo and thanks for stopping by my joke site. Owls are cool unique animals with such interesting faces and eyes. My main memories of owls actually come from the Beatrix Potter book that my grandad got me, The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin. I just remember the owl had enough of Nutkin being silly and singing songs, then Old Brown (the Owl) took Nutkin in it’s house and tries to skin him alive, but ends up just breaking his tail off as Nutkin escapes. Ssshhhesh, they don’t write kids books like that these days lol.

Anyway.. now you have gone down memory lane with me, maybe you want to get to the actual owl jokes you came here for? :p I have reviewed all the owl puns and I always add a few of my own into the mix so you know its been tested for quality. Hope you have a hoot of time reading through them.

Owl puns

1. What does a well-educated owl say? Whom.
2. What’s an owl’s favorite drink? Hoot beer.
3. Why do owls love to go out every night? They love to party owl the time.
4. What did the owl say when he flew into a large wall used to contain water? Well owl be damned.
5. What did mother Owl say to her baby to calm it down? Everything is going to be owlright.

6. Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment? Owlcatraz.
7. What do you call an owl who’s been caught in the act? A spotted owl.
8. What’s an owl’s favorite rock group? The Hoo.
9. What did the owl say to the eagle when he saw him fall out of his tree? I’m talon everyone about this.

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12. Have you heard about the owl party? It was a real hoot.
13. What did the maths teacher say to the owl? Do your owl-gebra homework.

16. Why are owls terrible at baseball? Too much fowl play.
17. What is an Owls favorite TV show? Doctor Hoo.
18. Did you hear about the owl that picked a fight with every other bird he met? He was owl up in their grill.
19. What did the owl say when he was a guest on wheel of fortune? I’d like to buy a v-owl please.
20. Did you hear about the genius scientist owl who made amazing inventions? Owlbert Einstein.

21. What is more amazing than a talking owl? A spelling bee.
22. What do you call a magical owl? HOO-Dini.
23. Why didn’t the night owl go to the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
24. Where do owls go to buy discounted clothing? To owlet malls.

26. Why did the owl have a dinner party? She didn’t want to be owl by herself.
27. What does an owl need after having a bath? A towl.
28. What’s the most common form of owl-on-owl attack? Fly by hooting.
29. What is an owl’s dream occupation? A flight attendant.

Owl one liners

36. The wife and I dressed as the iconic Peruvian owls for Halloween. We were Inca hoots.
37. My pet owl will soon turn 180. He’s not old, he just has a bad neck.

Best owl jokes

46. What do you call an angry owl? A growl.
47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls, who?, Yes, they do.
48. What type of books do owls like to read? Hooo-dunnits.
49. Which holiday do owls love most? Owl-oween.
50. What does an owl with attitude have? A scowl.

51. What do you call an owl dressed in armor? A knight owl.
52. What do you get if you cross a cat and an owl? Meowls.
53. What is the most common Owl in the UK? A tea towel.
54. What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk? A bird that smells, but doesn’t give a hoot.

If you want to hear more funny animal jokes and puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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