65 Funny Latte Jokes

Here are 65 funny latte jokes and the best latte puns to crack you up. These jokes about latte are great latte jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of latte dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about latte, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this latte humor with others.

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• Latte puns
• Latte one liners
• Best latte jokes

Latte puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about latte that are also awesome latte jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Where do birds go for a latte? To the nest-cafe.
2. Why was the latte so upset? Because a customer said it was bitter.
3. When should you stop pouring milk into the coffee? Before it is too latte.
4. How do you take your latte? Very, very seriously.
5. What do you call two lattes sitting next together? A happy cup-ple.

6. What’s the best Beatles song? Latte Be.
7. What does a coffee bean’s Valentine’s Day card say? Sending you a whole latte love.
8. What did the latte addict say to her doctor? I don’t have a problem with coffee, I have a problem without it.
9. Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
10. How do you know when you’ve had too many lattes? You can type 60 words per minute with your feet.

11. What did the caffeine addict name his cats? Cream and Sugar.
12. What does a coffee bean’s Valentine’s Day card say? Sending you a whole latte love.
13. What does Elsa drink? Iced coffee.
14. What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
15. How did Henry VIII like his latte? Decap.

16. What currency can we use to buy a latte in space? Starbucks.
17. How are men like latte The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
18. How do you make a triple espresso? With three shots of espresso.
19. Why did the café close early for the day? A storm was brewing.
20. Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He sipped his latte before it was cool.

21. How does a coffee grower discipline a naughty little bean? She grounds him.
22. Why do they call coffee mud? Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
23. What’s the difference between a latte and your opinion? I asked for a latte.
24. What did the barista call her face mask? A coughy filter.
25. How do you kill a coffee bean? By decaf-itation.

26. Why was the latte taken to the hospital? Because it was foaming at the mouth.
27. Why are married couples afraid of drinking lattes together? Because it can lead to grounds for divorce.
28. What do you call a calcium carbonate flavored latte? A chalk-latte.
29. What’s a lattes favorite spell? Espresso Patronum.
30. How can you tell you drink far too many lattes? Your last wish is to be cremated so that you can spend eternity inside a coffee can.

31. Why was the coffee bean so worried? Because it said, it had a latte problems at home.
32. Why did the latte call the police? Because it was mugged.
33. What does the latte wear in the winter? A beanie.
34. What do you call the first level of a coffee factory? The ground floor.
35. How can you tell you’ve been drinking too many lattes? You actually grind coffee beans with your teeth as a snack.

36. What is Java? An essential for turning a latte into computer code.
37. How do latte cups greet each other? With mugs and kisses.
38. Where do basketball players go to have a latte? Dunkin’ Donuts.
39. How do you know you drink way too many lattes? It offends you when others refer to beer as brew.
40. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.

Latte one liners

Here are some great latte jokes one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about latte.

41. Better latte than never.
42. Never make fun of a barista, they will roast you.
43. I never submit my work on time, I keep procaffeinating.
44. I drink so many lattes at work, I consider it part of my daily grind.
45. Honey, this latte tastes like dirt? That is not really surprising, dear. The coffee was just ground this morning.

46. That movie we watched was all froth and no substance
47. It took a latte work to get that promotion.
48. If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
49. No matter how good you become at making lattes, stay grounded.
50. Every time I drink lattes, I would get a stabbing pain in my right eye. Now I take the spoon out.

51. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
52. I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.
53. The craziest thing happened when I was drinking my latte this morning. I had a déjà brew.
54. I’m about to have a dangerous cup of latte, Safe tea first, though.
55. May your latte be strong and your Monday be short.

Best latte jokes

These next funny latte puns are some of our best jokes and puns about latte!

56. How does Moses make his latte? He-brews it.
57. What does a sad latte say? Pour me.
58. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his latte? It made him too jumpy.
59. What did the lattes say before their night out? Let’s stir up some trouble.
60. What did the latte say to its date? Hey there hot stuff.

61. Why should you be wary of 5-cent latte? It’s a cheap shot.
62. How does a tech person drink lattes? She installs Java.
63. What do you call a sad latte? A depresso.
64. Why don’t snakes drink lattes? Because it makes them viperactive.
65. What did the physicist get when he put a latte into a black hole? Hyperspace.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about latte, we hope you had a good laugh.

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