80 Funny Flamingo Jokes

Here are 80 funny flamingo jokes and the best flamingo puns to crack you up. These jokes about flamingos are great flamingo jokes for kids and adults.

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Flamingo puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about flamingos that are also awesome flamingos jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What soccer position do pink birds play? Flamingoalie.
2. What can you do for a hurt flamingo? Give it medical tweetment.
3. Why did the flamingo go to the salad bar? For the shrimp.
4. What do birds do for fun on weekends? Play fla-bingo.
5. How did the flamingo avoid the bird catcher? It stood still on a lawn with a plastic flamingo.

6. Which Australian bird is pink? The Fla-dingo.
7. Why are flamingos such good patients? They’re used to wading.
8. Which one of the Beatles was really a bird? Flamingo Starr.
9. Why did the young flamingos get in trouble? Their father finally put his foot down.
10. What’s the opposite of a flamingo? A flamin-stop.

11. Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because it would fall if it lifted up both legs.
12. What language do pink birds speak? Fla-lingo.
13. How are flamingo like ants? They both live in colonies.
14. How do you know if a flamingo is blushing? You don’t.
15. What’s a flamingo’s favorite game? Hopscotch.

16. Why did the flamingo need a bandaid? It hurt it’s pinky.
17. What spicy, pink breakfast cereal do birds eat? Flaming O’s.
18. What looks like half a flamingo? The other half.
19. Why did the flamingo cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

21. How do flamingos surf the internet? With their webbed feet.
22. What do flamingos like to do at fun parks? Ride the flamingo-carts.
23. How do pink birds find friends? They fla-mingle.
24. What is a flamingo’s favorite pop star? Pink.
25. What part of a flamingo has the most feathers? The outside.

26. What do you get when you cross a flamingo with a cement mixer? A brick layer.
27. What do you call a flamingo at a red light? A flaminstop.
28. What is a pink bird’s favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
29. What is a pink bird’s favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
30. What did the bird say when it was cold? Birrrrrd.

31. When should you buy a flamingo? When it’s cheep.
32. Why are flamingos the most daring birds? They love anything egg-citing.
33. What do you call a flamingo that won’t move? Flaminstay.
34. What did the flamingo say when they forgot to study for a test? It’s okay, I’ll wing it.
35. How does a flamingo become strong? They egg-cercize.

36. Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
37. Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
38. Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
39. How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three… two… one… flaminGO.
40. What do you call a sick flamingo? Phlegmingo.

41. How do flamingos celebrate a birthday? They party like a flock star.
42. Why are flamingos such good patients? They’re used to wading.
43. What do you get if you kiss a flamingo? A peck on the cheek.
44. Why do flamingos like to annoy each other? They enjoy ruffling some feathers.
45. How do pink birds deal with bullies? They say, “flamingo away”.

46. What did the flamingo say when he was ready to date? I’m single and ready to flamingle.
47. What do you call a fancy flamingo? A glamingo.
48. What’s a spooky flamingo called? A flamingooooooooo.
49. How can you tell if a flamingo is hiding in a funfair? The candyfloss tastes weird.
50. How do you make a flamingo? Set fire to an O.

Flamingo one liners

Here are some great flamingo joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about flamingos.

51. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
52. Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
53. I found out why flamingos stand with one leg pulled up…If they pulled up both legs they would fall over.
54. My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn’t stand a chance. She had a leg up the whole time.
55. I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.

56. I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
57. I published a book about flamingos, it flew off the shelves.
58. So this guy at college keeps calling me a flamingo, one of these days I’m going to put my foot down.
59. I pulled an all-nighter watching a flamingo sleep…It was outstanding all night.
60. Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.

61. I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
62. Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
63. Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
64. I asked a different flamingo the same question, and their answer was “Pink.”
65. A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.

66. There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
67. It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
68. It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
69. There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
70. Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.

Best flamingo jokes

These next funny flamingo puns are some of our best jokes and puns about flamingos!

71. What do you call a dead flamingo? A flamin-ghost.
72. What do you call an ‘O’ on fire? A flamingo.
73. How do you know if a flamingo has borrowed your shoes? Only one shoe is missing.
74. What do you call a pink bird who is excellent at Spanish dancing? A flamingo dancer.
75. Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they’d fall over.

76. Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
77. Why did the turkey wear stilts? No one cooks flamingos for Thanksgiving.
78. What do you call a flamingo from Pennsylvania? A Philly-mingo.
79. Why are flamingo’s legs so long? Because if they weren’t then they couldn’t reach the ground.
80. How did the flamingo win the hockey game? He scored a flamingoal.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about flamingos, we hope you had a good laugh.

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