60 Funny Bat Puns

Here are 60 funny bat jokes and the best bat puns to crack you up. These jokes about bats are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of bat dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about bats, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this bat humor with others.

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• Bat one liners
• Best bat jokes
• Final thoughts

Bat puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about bats that are also awesome bat jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What did the bat say to the vampire? You suck.
2. How does Dracula keep fit? Batminton.
3. What type of markets do bats avoid? Flea markets.
4. How do vampires carry their books to school? In their bat pack.
5. Why are vampire bats so unpopular? Because they’re a massive pain in the neck.

6. Did you hear about the witch that crashed into the bat? She didn’t bat an eye lid and kept flying.
7. What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food? I scream.
8. What did the bat say to the girl he liked? “Let’s hang out together some time.
9. Want do you call it when you are attacked by 1000 bats? A mega bite.
10. How do bats fly without bumping into anything? They use their wing mirrors.

11. What is the only thing smarter than a talking bat? A spelling bee.
12. Why are vampire bats like false teeth? They both come out at night.
13. What do you call a forum for bats? An echo chamber.
14. Why did the bat cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
15. Where do bats keep their money? In the blood bank.

16. What is a bats favorite TV show? Love at first bite.
17. What does a vampire use to bake cakes? Batter.
18. What’s printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies? An obatuary.
19. What did the bat do when he didn’t know the answer to the teacher‘s question? He winged it.
20. How does a bat say hi to her mum? With a sound wave.

21. Why do bats live in caves? Because they rock.
22. What’s a vampire bat’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
23. How do bats do the register at school? In alpha-bat-ical order.
24. What animals are best at cricket? Bats.
25. What do little bats eat? Alpha-bat soup.

26. What do you get if you study bat viruses? Covid 19.
27. Who do bats like to dress as for Halloween? An ICU Nurse.
28. Why do vampire bats drink blood? Because coffee keeps them awake at night.
29. Why are bats good at fighting? They are trained in com-bat.
30. Why did the bat wear a shirt with 666 on it? It was a bat out of hell.

31. How do bats get what they want? They bat their eyes.
32. Which circus performers can see in the dark? The acro-bats.
33. What happens if you cross a bat and a ball? You get a home run.
34. What did one bat say to another? Let’s hang around together.
35. How are bats like real estate agents? It’s all echo-location location location.

Bat one liners

Here are some great bat joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about bats.

36. When you cross a vampire with an ice cube, you end up with a frost bite.
37. My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a Joker.
38. Most softball games are played at night because the bats have to sleep during the day.
39. In the animal kingdom, bats are the only skilled in playing baseball.
40. There are a lot of activities that bats engage in at night, but the most prominent is aerobatics.

41. If you cross a vampire bat and a computer, you will end up with love at first byte.
42. There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.
43. The witches team lost their opening baseball game because all their bats flew away.
44. Bats have a bat attitude.
45. After taking a shower, a vampire stands on a bat mat.

46. I’m a huge fang of bat puns.
47. Bat counselors only have one advice for their clients. “Just hang in there.”
48. I keep a bat in my bedroom for protection. It makes me feel safe but it also keeps pooping in my ear.
49. I made a bat joke. It went viral.
50. The first thing bats learn in school is the alphabat.

Best bat jokes

These next funny bat puns are some of our best jokes and puns about bats!

51. How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
52. Who does the famous bat get letters from? His fang club.
53. How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
54. Why did the bat want to get a job? She was fed up of hanging around.
55. What is a bat’s favorite pudding? Upside down cake.

56. How do bats fly without bumping into anything? They use their wing mirrors.
57. Where does a vampire go to have a shower? The batroom.
58. How did the little dog feel when it saw a big bat? Terrier-fied.
59. Why wasn’t the little bat allowed to play baseball? Because he was a bat boy.
60. How do bats know what’s to come in their future? They read their horror-scope.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about bats, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more silly animal jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Giraffe jokes
• Fox puns
• Jokes about bugs
• Butterfly jokes for kids