50 Funny Beaver Jokes

Here are 50 funny beaver jokes and beaver puns to crack you up. If you’ve got some of your own beaver jokes to add, drop em in the comments below!

Beaver puns

Here are some of our favorite beaver puns for you to sink your teeth into!

Why did the beaver need an alarm clock? It was too dam early.
What did the sign for the party for beavers say? Beaver or be square.
What is a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips.
Where do beavers sleep? On a river bed.
What did a river say when seeing beavers for the first time? Well I’ll be dammed!

What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma’dame.
Where do beavers keep their money? They keep it in the riverbank.
Why are beavers always happy? They don’t give a dam.
Why are beavers so good at maths? They love log-arithms.
Did you hear about the beaver who learned to code? It was the best dam program ever made

What did one beaver say to the other beaver when he fell in the river? Dammit
Who do Beavers get a lot of flak for building their shelters and blocking water ways? They are Damed if they do, and Damned if they don’t.
Why was the beaver mad? because no one came to his damn party
What’s the worst part about being a beaver? It’s a lot of dam work.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors? Because they mind their own dam business.

Why was the beaver too cool for the river? It was too mainstream.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can’t tide.
What did the ocean say to the beaver? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the beaver say to the scout who tried to recruit him? Your offer is too dam low.
What did the male beaver say to the female beaver when she said she wanted him to build something nice for her? “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dam.”

Why did the beaver need an alarm clock? It was too dam early.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? They use spring water.
Who’s beaver’s favorite pop singer? Justin Beaver.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in
Why don’t you ever find beavers at sea? They don’t have much gnaw-tical experience.

Here are some great beaver joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about beavers.

Someone once challenged me to tell a joke about beavers. I said dam, I can’t .
I should start making friends with beavers They always seem to give a dam
The hipster beaver refused to swim in the river He said it was too mainstream.
A beaver walks into a bar and the bartender asks: You want a drink? To which the beaver replied ‘GNAW.
I saw a beaver movie last night it was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen.

These next funny beaver puns are some of our best jokes and puns about beavers!

How does a beaver get online? He logs in
What do beavers like to put on their salads? Branch dressing.
What did the river say to the beaver? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the sign for the party for beavers say? Beaver or be square
Why was the beaver was found guilty? Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.

What is a beaver’s favourite rap artist? Timber-land
What does beaver chili taste like? Like a normal chili, but little otter
What is a beaver’s most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale
What did the river ask the beaver? Water you doing today?
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was juve’niles