60 Funny Tiger Puns

Here are 60 funny tiger jokes and the best tiger puns to crack you up. These jokes about tigers are great tiger jokes for kids and adults.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about tigers that are also awesome tiger jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What do you call a female tiger? Ti-girl.
What does a tiger wear in the winter? A stripy jumper.
What did you call the cat next door 800,000 years ago? A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger? A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lion.
How do tigers prefer to have their meat? Roar.

Where do teenage tigers hang out after school? A shopping maul.
What’s a tiger’s favorite day of the week? Chewsday.
Why did Tiger Woods return his bagel? There was a hole in one.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as a giraffe? A tie-ger.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frostbite.
What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian? He felt funny in his tummy.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after a can of red paint fell on him? He saw red.
What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a Bengal tiger? Life of Pie.

What do you call a three-eyed tiger? A tiiiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep? A stripey sweater.
Why didn’t the tiger go to school on Monday? It wasn’t feline well.
Where is the most dangerous place to play golf? In the Tiger Woods.
What did one tiger say to another tiger when his honesty was questioned? I’m not lion.

Why don’t tigers like fast food? Because they can’t catch it.
What do you call a tiger using a scanner? A copycat.
What do you call a tiger on the beach? Sandy claws.
What’s orange and black and spins around? A tiger on a merry-go-round.
Why did the tiger lose at a game of Monopoly? They were playing with a cheetah.

Which flower is most likely to bite you? A tiger lily.
Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They’ve never been spotted.
What did the tiger say to her cub when she turned 3? It’s roar birthday.
What kind of cheese do tigers prefer? Grrrrrrated.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.

Here are some great tiger joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about tigers.

Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse. Don’t worry, it’s in a stable condition.
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It wasn’t a great day at the zoo.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn’t want to be involved in a catfight.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.

Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever.
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
People always talk about the ‘Eye Of The Tiger’. No one talks about the other four letters.
The dolphins asked the tigers to be a little more pacific with their tails.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: “I am sorry, I am a little horse.”

If I had to decide on whether to have a tiger eat me or a lion, then it’s a no brainer. It’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, “Will you be my tigerlfriend.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him ‘Shaved Khan.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up. But a dino might.
A tiger accidentally bought a deer steak at the supermarket. “I’m not beef,” it shouted as he picked it up. It was an honest moose steak.

These next funny tiger puns are some of our best jokes and puns about tigers!

Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker? It wanted a balanced diet.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger? Spot.
What did the tiger say after they ate a joke book? I feel funny.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit? It was a big cat-astrophe.
What should you do if you’re stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Get in the Jaguar and drive away.

What did the tiger say to his cubs before dinner? Shall we prey.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive? The tiger.
What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger? Gladiator.
Why can’t tigers play baseball? Because if you have three stripes, you’re out.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger? A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.