100 Jokes About Foxes

Here are 100 funny fox jokes and the best fox puns to crack you up. These jokes about foxes are great fox jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of fox dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about foxes, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this fox humor with others.

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Fox puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about foxes that are also awesome foxes jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Why were the foxes hunting rabbits? Because they were in the mood for fast food.
2. What did the fox use to surf the internet? Firefox.
3. Who do you never make a fox angry? Because they don’t furget your face.
4. What does the Doctor Who of foxes use to travel? His police fox.
5. Why was the fox stuck in the past? Because it was a 20th-century fox.

6. What do you call it when fox fur is mixed with rain? Raining cats and fox.
7. Where do foxes get their news? The Fox Network.
8. Why was the zookeeper afraid of the fox? Because it was a fur-ce to be reckoned with.
9. What happened to the movie about foxes? It bombed at the fox office.
10. Why did the fox cross the road? To hunt the chicken.

11. Why was the artist taking a long time drawing a fox? Because he paid too much attention to de-tail.
12. Why did the fox stop speaking after spilling his secrets? He realised he had made a fox pas.
13. What do you do if you find an injured fox? Give it furs-taid.
14. How do you cheer up a fox who lost its tail? By sending on some re-tail therapy.
15. What did the Judge tell the fox being court began session? “Tell no tails.”

16. Where did the fox go to buy a new tail? To the re-tail store.
17. Why did the fox go to the car dealer? Fur a lease.
18. Why do foxes have a winter coat? Because they’d look silly in sweaters.
19. Why was the fox angry at being underappreciated? Because it didn’t like being taken fur granted.
20. Why were the foxes shocked at seeing their leader after a long time? Because he was a sight fur sore eyes.

21. What did the fox say after surviving an accident? “That was too close fur comfort.”
22. What did the fox name his mystery novel? Tails Of The Unexpected.
23. What dance did the fox do at the talent show? The foxtrot.
24. How did the rooster see through the fox’s plans to eat him? The fox kept giving out tail-tale signs.
25. What did the fox say during their wedding oath? “Tail death do us part.

26. Why was the fox taking a long time to choose his toy at the pet store? Because he was spoiled fur choice.
27. What did the fox’s employer do when he asked for a leave of absence? He was fur-loughed.
28. What is a fox’s favorite dairy product? Furmented yogurt.
29. What did the fox’s employer do when he asked for a leave of absence? He was fur-loughed.
30. What did the fox tell the rabbit who kept running around teasing him? “You’re asking fur trouble.

31. What did the fox do in his free time? He re-fur-bished homes.
32. Why did the fox enroll in college after completing school? Because he wanted to fur-ther his studies.
33. Where does a fox sleep during the winter? Near the fur-nace.
34. Where did the fox go on vacation? Frank-fur-t.
35. Why did the fox hunt even though he was full? Just fur the fun of it.

36. What did the fox say after hearing the fantastic news? “Are you fur real?”
37. Where do foxes keep their savings? In a safety fox.
38. What happens when foxes get extremely angry? They become fur-ious.
39. Did you hear about the fox that beat the cheetah in the boxing match? It was a furnomenal victory.
40. Why did the fox break his phone after his team lost? He did it in a fit of fur-y.

41. Why did the fox run in the elections? Because he felt he could make a diffurence.
42. Why was the scientist fox celebrated? Because he was a tail-blazer.
43. Why did the dog kept losing races to the fox? Because the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
44. Why did the fox make a good detective? Because he was great at chasing tails.
45. Why did the hunter lose the trail of the fox? Because he was outfoxed.

46. What did the grape do when the fox stepped on it? It just let out a small vine.
47. What is a fox’s favorite beverage? A fur-appuccino.
48. Why were the fox’s crops not growing? Because the land wasn’t fur-tile enough.
49. Where do vixen’s keep their money? In their furse.
50. Why was the fox sick? Because it wasn’t producing enough fur-maldehyde.

51. Why was the fox tired of his friend? Because he kept him waiting fur so long!
52. What did the fox use to decorate his house? Furniture.
53. What is a fox’s favorite pasta? Furfalle.
54. What did the fox use on his fields to make crops grow better? Furtilizer.
55. What is a fox’s favorite classical music piece? Fur Elise.

56. What is a fox’s favorite spice? Furmeric.
57. Why was the fox weak? Because his body didn’t produce enough fursphorus.
58. What did the lovestruck fox say to his girlfriend? “I will love you furever.”
59. How do foxes travel? Furst Class.
60. What did the fox get for his birthday? A gift fox set.

61. What is a fox’s favorite programming language? Furtran.
62. Where does a farmer fox live? In a furmstead.
63. What do foxes do during their national holiday? They throw a furade.
64. What did the fox get lost in Iran? Because he couldn’t speak fur-si.
65. What was the fox’s favorite book? ‘Animal Furm’ by George Orwell.

66. Where did the fox go when he died? Furadise.
67. Why was the fox arrested? Because he had furderal charges against him.
68. What do foxes do during their national holiday? They throw a furade.
69. Why was the fox good with his money? Because he didn’t make any unnecessary furchases.
70. Why was the fox hired at the farm? Because he would make for a good furmworker.

Fox one liners

Here are some great fox joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about foxes.

71. Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a fox-a-saurus.
72. Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox.
73. If I was a fox, I’d jump in your hole.
74. It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open.
75. Antiwork did an interview on fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub. It didn’t work.

76. My pet fox died… It’s no wonder, ‘cause he was a 20th Century fox.
77. Fox goodness sakes.
78. It turns out, ‘fox News’ has no actual coverage of foxes.
79. Don’t fox up your feelings, talk it out.

81. The little fox is a fennec-y eater.
82. Philosofur – A brilliant fox thinker.
83. She delivered her speech with full con-vixen.
84. After breaking up with his girlfriend, the fox joined the fureign legion.
85. Foxes love walks in the fur-rest.

86. I tail you what, I need some new fox friends.
87. Do it fox the money.
88. Think out of the fox.
89. The foxes found themselves lost in a fureign place.
90. This is snout how I expected it to play out.

Best fox jokes

These next funny fox puns are some of our best jokes and puns about foxes!

91. Why was the fox always on edge? Because he was furanoid.
92. Why was the fox sad? Because he didn’t know what his furpose in life was.
93. Why was the cub not allowed to go into the forest alone? Because entry was furbidden.
94. What happened to the fox who found out her cub was skipping school? She was in-fur-iated.
95. Why did the fox close the door in the face of the government employees? Because he was in no mood for furveys.

96. What was the fox cub’s favorite Pokemon? Furfetch’d.
97. Why was the mama fox worried about her cub getting lost? Because it was a cause fur concern.
98. Why did the fox cub get spectacles? Because he was suffering from fur sightedness.
99. What was the young fox’s favorite baseball team? The Chicago Cubs.
100. What did the fox cub fail his math test? Because he kept forgetting the fur-mulas.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about foxes, we hope you had a good laugh.

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