50 Funny Zombie Jokes

Here are 50 funny zombie jokes and the best zombie puns to crack you up. These jokes about zombies are great jokes for kids and adults.

Zombie puns

Here is our top list of zombie dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about zombies, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this zombie humor with others.

1. What do u call a zombie that writes music? A decomposer.
2. What time do zombies wake up? At Ate O’Clock.
3. Which is a zombie’s favorite room in a house? The living room.
4. What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea? Plaguegiarism.
5. What do you get when you cross a zombie with a legume? A zom-bean.

6. Why did the Zombie miss her wedding? Cold feet.
7. Why do zombies never eat comedians? They taste funny.
8. Where do ninja zombies train? On a ninja training corpse.
9. What do you call a zombie that cooks stir-frys? Dead Man Wok-ing.
10. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat their fingers separately.

11. How do zombies without noses smell? Terrible.
12. What do you call a Mexican zombie? Zombre.
13. How do zombies fall asleep? They count brain cells.
14. Why do zombies speak Latin? Because it’s a dead language.
15. Why do many zombies go to sleep early? They are dead tired.

16. What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie.
17. Where do most zombies live? On dead end streets.
18. What do zombies like to eat at barbeques? Halloweenies.
19. Why did the zombie do so well on the test? Because it was a no brainer.
20. What do zombies consult to find out their futures? Horror-scopes.

21. What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack? Zebrains.
22. What would you call an undead cheese? A zom-brie.
23. What do you call a zombie that doesn’t joke around? Dead serious.
24. Did you hear about the zombie cow? He wants to eat your GRAAAIIINNNS.
25. Why did they stop the zombie hockey game? They said someone had a face-off in the corner.

26. What do you call zombie Donkey Kong? Decay.
27. What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
28. What did the skeleton say to the zombie? I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
29. What kind of appetizers do zombies like at Halloween parties? Finger foods.
30. What should you do at a Halloween party if a zombie rolls their eyes at you? Roll them back to them.

31. What is a zombie sleepover called? Mass grave.
32. Why did the zombie stay home from school? He felt rotten.
33. What is a zombie’s favorite type of birthday cake? I scream cake.
34. Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? He was dead lifting.
35. Did you know, zombies don’t eat popcorn with their fingers? They like to eat their fingers separately.

Zombie one liners

Here are some great zombie joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about zombies.

36. I’m starting a food delivery service for zombies. Hello Flesh.
37. I just saw two zombies on a date. And they say romance is dead.
38. They are making the next series of Walking Dead in Greece. It’s a total zombie Acropolis.
39. I once killed four zombies and six vampires. I still wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
40. My friend Brian is having a rough time of it this Halloween. He was attacked by dyslexic zombies.

Best zombie jokes

These next funny zombie puns are some of our best jokes and puns about zombies!

41. Where do zombies swim? The Dead Sea.
42. What bread do zombies usually eat? Whole brain.
43. Where do zombies play tennis? On a tennis corpse.
44. Why are zombies good at Minecraft? Dead-ication.
45. What do zombies blow their noses with? Human tissue.

46. What’s a zombie’s favorite bean? A human bean.
47. What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaiinss.
48. What does a zombie call a brain freeze? A frozen dinner.
49. What do zombies eat with brains? Grave-y.
50. Why didn’t the zombie cross the road? They didn’t have the guts.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about zombie, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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