40 Funny Sunday Jokes

Sundays: Perfect for pondering and pancakes and puns! We’ve compiled the funniest Sunday jokes and one-liners to end your week on a high. If you’ve got any jokes to celebrate Sunday Funday, add them in the comments below!

Sunday puns

Here are some of our favorite funny jokes about Sunday!

1. Why was Sunday afraid of Monday? Because Monday through Friday.
2. What music should you listen to whilst fishing on Sunday? Something catchy.
3. Why didn’t Sunday go to the gym? He wasn’t a weak day.
4. What does a taxidermist do on Sundays? Nothing special, just the usual stuff.
5. Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.

6. What is the nastiest word you can use on Sunday? Monday.
7. Why was the boy antisocial at the end of the week? Because it was shunday
8. How do you keep the dreams alive on Sundays? By hitting the snooze button.
9. Why was the broom late on Sunday? It overswept!
10. Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and sad at bedtime? Sunday.

11. Why did the kid think it was Sunday? Because the sun was out.
12. Why did the cat sleep in on Sunday? She wasn’t feline well.
13. When doesn’t Sunday start with the letter “S”? When it’s Yesterday, Today or Tomorrow.
14. What is large on Sunday and Saturday, small on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, and disappears on Monday? The letter S.
15. Why is Sunday such a fun day? Because all you really have to do is sleep until you’re hungry, and then eat until you feel sleepy.

16. What’s the worst sound on Sunday morning? An alarm clock.
17. What is the key to any good mailman joke? Don’t tell it on Sunday.
18. When did the King have his jousting contests? On Sunday Knight.
19. Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Sunday jokes? He didn’t find them humerus.
20. Why are fish lonely on the weekends? Because there’s no school on Saturdays or Sundays.

21. What is a vampire’s least favorite day? Sunday.
22. When does it never rain? On a sun day.
23. Where does the periodic table go on Sundays? Mass.
24. Why are people happier on Sunday? Because Sadderday is over.
25. Have you heard about the guy who was arrested for refusing to take a nap on Sunday? He was resisting a rest.

26. What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday? Cold.
27. Did you hear the story about Saturday and Sunday? It’s got a great start, but quite a weak-end.
28. What do you call somebody who only experiences extreme anxiety on Saturday and Sunday? A weekend worrier.
29. I took my car in for service last Sunday. It was a pretty tough getting it through the Church door.
30. If you hit someone at 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday, then does that mean you hit them into next week?

Sunday one liners

Here are some great Sunday joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Sunday.

31. Sunday may be gloomy and dark. But the day before is a sadder day.
32. People ask me why I’m always at the Sunday carnival. That’s a fair question.
33. A week ago Sunday was National Procrastination Day. Time to celebrate.
34. There’s a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day once each year. Yet every week there’s a Sunday.
35. Monday: Greg, Tuesday: Ian, Wednesday: Greg, Thursday: Ian, Friday: Greg, Saturday: Ian, Sunday: Greg – This is the Greg-or-Ian calendar.

36. I don’t feel much like seeing people today. Todays a shunday.
37. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Those were the days.
38. I’ve stopped having naps on a Sunday afternoons. Naps are for the weak. Not the weekend.
39. Me and my childhood crush are getting married next week. Me on Wednesday and she on Sunday.
40. I bought a second-hand time machine next Sunday. They don’t make them like they’re going to anymore.

Final thoughts

We hope you had a good laugh after reading through all these hilarious jokes about Sunday. If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of jokes.

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