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55 Funny Mint Puns

ByChe Lewis

Here are 55 funny mint jokes and the best mint puns to crack you up. These jokes about mints are great mint jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of mint dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about mints, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this mint humor with others.

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Mint puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about mints that are also awesome mint jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What is a mint’s favorite sport? Bad-mint-on.
  2. Have you heard about new Oxygen mints? They’re a breath of fresh air.
  3. What do you get when you cross a mint with a pepper? A chilly pepper.
  4. Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti? The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
  5. How do you make a room full of sad children smile? Give them a funny card and a mint and their amuse-mint will go through the roof.
  1. What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos.
  2. What kind of mint do you give to someone you just met? An Icebreaker.
  3. What did the mint say to the other mint? We’re so mint to be together.
  4. Did you hear about the new minting machine that produces coins only if you focus intently on it? It makes cents if you think about it.
  5. What makes new coins so easy to identify from the rest of the coins in circulation? You can still smell the fresh mint on them.
  1. What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use? Tac-tics.
  2. What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream? Peach Mint.
  3. What do you call table sauces that come with a free breath freshener? Condi-mints.
  4. What do you call a mint that’s in trouble with the law? A delinq-mint.
  5. Did you hear about the company that decided to produce those Halloween-themed mints? They said it’s a scare tictac.
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  1. What did the mint army need? Reinforce-mints and arma-mints.
  2. What is the favorite mint of all boat captains sailing in freezing waters? Icebreakers.
  3. What do you get if you paint a pink pig mint-green? A pigmint of your imagination.
  4. What brand of mint do they have at Mental Health Clinics? Dementos.
  5. What did the peppermint say to the other candy? Hey, you look mint.
  1. Which mint is the toughest mint to swallow? An abandon-mint.
  2. What do you call someone with mints on their feet? Tic tac toes.
  3. What is the term for a mint that no longer needs to work? Retire-mint.
  4. Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US? They make a lot of money.
  5. What do employers require of mints that are applying for a new job? A complete employ-mint history.
  1. What mints taste the worst? Disappoint-mints.
  2. What sort of mint do anarchists hate? Governmint.
  3. What do you call someone who sings about mints? A mint-strel.
  4. Why was it such a big deal when the restaurant ran out of complementary mints? Because it was a real predica-mint.
  5. What is the name of the condition for someone that can’t stop drinking holiday beverages? A mint condition.
  1. Where are Californian sugar-free mints made? In Sacramentos.
  2. What’s the most logical building in the USA? The US Mint.. it makes a lot of cents.
  3. What do you call a mint that has not eaten for multiple days? A thin mint.
  4. Did you hear that everyone at the mint went on strike? They wanted to make less money.
  5. How do you defend your breath mints? Tic-Tactically.
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Mint one liners

Here are some great mint joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about mints.

  1. Just bought some extra strong mints, its hard getting them out of the packet.
  2. Thin Mints are very inappropriately named. No matter how many I eat, I never get thin.
  3. Food scientists have finally managed to remove the mint flavor from gum. The ex-spearmint was a complete success.
  4. Kombucha and ginger beer are examples of fer-mint-ed drinks.
  5. I have a job at the mint making paper currency. That’s right, my job isn’t making cents.
  1. I finally learned how coin minting machines work. It all makes cents now.
  2. I applied for a new job, and they asked for my employ-mint history.
  3. Help. I accidentally swallowed a mint. Never mind, I’m cool now.
  4. The mint emporium was open for employ-mint.
  5. A friend of mine lost his job in the mint factory. His wife went absolutely menthol.
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Best mint jokes

These next funny mint puns are some of our best jokes and puns about mints!

  1. What do you call a hunting mint? A Spear-mint.
  2. What seasoning is spicy yet cold? Pepper-mint.
  3. What do you give a scientist with bad breath? An experi-mint.
  4. What do mints use to deal with aches and pains? Oint-mint.
  5. Why did the Albino pig have bad breath? He has no Pig mints.
  1. What are Karen’s favorite candy? Entitle-mints.
  2. What do mints usually cook with? An ele-mint.
  3. Did you hear about the candy cane who could talk? He said what he mint.
  4. What do you call a candy cane with graduated markings? A measure-mint device.
  5. What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum? Bad Breath and Beyond.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about mints, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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