60 Jokes About Fans

Here are 60 funny fan jokes and the best fan puns to crack you up. These jokes about fans are great fan jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of fan dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about fans, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this fan humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about fans that are also awesome fan jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What caused the stadium to be so hot? Because all the fans left.
Did you hear about the giant cooling device kept in Florida? I heard it was a Miami Heat fan.
What did the gym trainer do when the man complained that he wasn’t sweating enough from the exercises? She shut the fan off.
What did the foo fighters fan name their dog? Dave Growl.
What do you get when a dinosaur is a fan of punk rock? A Punkasaurus Rex the establishment.

Did you hear about the time a man looked into differences between human anatomy and propeller mechanics? Well, he found out that he wasn’t a fan.
Why was the woman complaining vehemently in the store about her bathroom fan? Because she needed to vent.
What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner? I’m your biggest fan.
How many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb? All 3 of them Hockey for life
What did the fan seller reply when asked how his day was? “It was fantastic.”

What does a ceiling fan say? Go ceiling. You’re number 1.
Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
Why doesn’t a water cooler ever laugh at fan and wind jokes? It’s not a fan of dry humor.
What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan.
Why don’t jet engine turbines ever listen to a waltz? Probably because they’re huge metal fans.

What do you call a person who likes ceilings? A ceiling fan.
What do you get when you mix the Lorax and a Twice fan? The Once-ler.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals? One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
What did the new hat that had a built-in fan do every day? It blew everyone’s minds away.
Did you hear about the Star Wars fanatic who’s been stealing autograph books and photo albums from other fans at conventions? They call him the fan-tome menace.

When talking to a dead metal fan, what do you say? Rust in peace.
Where do ceiling fans hang out over the weekend? Fan clubs.
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
What do you say when 2 fans of Bono tell you they love you? I love you too you two U 2 fans.
Which branch of the military would all the fans join? The infantry.

Why was everyone blown away by the fan? Because someone switched the fan on.
What does a ceiling fan think about the desk fan? It’s not a big fan.
What caused the blonde to die in a helicopter crash? She got cold and turned off the fan.
If you made a Venn diagram of Rick and Morty fans and Tool fans what would it look like? It would be a Perfect Circle.
Why don’t you ever see a group of Johnny Depp fans? They don’t like Heards.

Did you hear about the man who punched a fan at a soccer game? Well, it all hit the fan real fast.
What did the air conditioning unit tell its owner? I’m your biggest fan.
Why is everyone looking up and cheering? They’re ceiling fans.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Why are wind turbines so very popular these days? It’s because they have quite a huge fan base.

Why can’t you put a desk fan on its back? Well, you could, but it would blow up.
What is the best way for women to stay cool at work? A glass ceiling fan.
Why is the MetLife Stadium of the NFL the windiest stadium? That’s because there’s always a Giants fan in every seat.
What did the ceiling fan say to the desk fan when he showed him a new rap song? Sorry, but I’m a big country fan.
Aren’t Incel’s fans off Iron-Man? They’re just not big on Fe-Males, that’s all.

Here are some great fan joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about fans.

I tried to hang my new ceiling fan today, and I think I screwed it up.
Because I was getting cold, I turned off the overhead fan. I don’t know why everyone else on the helicopter is freaking out so much.
I am a ceiling fan. I can’t help but look up to them.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now he’s great at sucking all of the air out of a room. He’s an ex-tractor fan.

I’ve realized I’m not a fan of lemon preserve. It’s just a curd to me.
I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan the other day. It blew him away.
Honestly, with these jokes about ceiling fans. They just keep going around in circles.
I’m not a fan of elevator music. It’s bad on so many levels.
Went to watch a football match recently, and it was freezing. Must have been all the fans.

I went to the Museum of Miniature Wind Turbines last night. Not a big fan.
We recently moved to a third-floor apartment with some ceiling fans. Now, I can certainly say that I have fans in high places.
My desk fan at work is getting annoying. He keeps taking photos of it.
I’m afraid my ceiling fan is going to fall down on me. Yeah, it’s really been hanging over my head lately.
It’s my habit to blow air on anyone who walks by in the corner of my room. Well, most people don’t like it, but I’m a fan.

These next funny fan puns are some of our best jokes and puns about fans!

Did you hear the story about the invention of fans? It blows me away every time.
Why do people always avoid fans facing the ceiling? Because they’re afraid of it blowing up.
What made everyone so blown away by the fan? Because someone switched the fan on.
What did the wind turbine say about solar energy? Well, I’m a big fan, and I believe that it has a bright future.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favorite TV channel? The History Channel.