50 Funny Dinosaur Jokes

Here are 50 funny dinosaur jokes and puns to make you laugh! I dino what to tell you, but I reckon you’ll love these puns! If you have any of your own to add, feel free to leave them in the comments below!

Dinosaur puns

Here are some of our favorite jokes about dinosaurs!

1. What else do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
2. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
3. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops.
4. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
5. What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A tyranno-chorus.

6. What do you say when a dinosaur crashes its car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
7. What do you call a dinosaur that only has one eye? An Eye-saur.
8. What came after the dinosaur? Its tail.
9. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch? Strawberry jam
10. What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scaredactyl.

11. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird.
12. Where do baby dinosaurs come from? A mama T-Rex’s belly.
13. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.
14. What do you call a spooky dinosaur? A terror-adactyl.
15. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink? Rex on the beach.

16. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? Tyrannosaurus ex.
17. What do you call a baby dinosaur? A Wee-Rex.
18. Why did the T-rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
19. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones.
20. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones.

21. How do you ask a dinosaur in for a cuppa? Tea Rex.
22. What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper? Tyranno-snorus.
23. What do you call a dinosaur fart? An exstinktion.
24. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.

26. How can you best raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane.
27. What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking? A dino-bore.
28. What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls.
29. What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears? Anything you like, it can’t hear you.
30. Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands? Because it’s extinct.

31. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur? The prontosaurus.
32. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A Dinosorcerer.
33. What did the dinosaur put on her steak? Dinosauce
34. What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? Lefty
35. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on rollerskates.

36. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes? A dino-sewer.
37. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
38. What is a dinosaur’s favorite quote? Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
39. What do you call a dinosaur who won’t stop rambling? A dino-bore.
40. Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store.

Best dinosaur jokes

These next funny dinosaur puns are some of our best jokes and puns about dinosaurs!

41. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy? You’ve got a friend in me

42. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
43. What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
44. What do dinosaurs do on the Fourth of July? Play with dino-mite.
45. Why did the dinosaur take a bath? To become ex-stinked.

46. How does a T-rex cut wood? With a dinosaw.
47. What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Rep-tiles.
48. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust.
49. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
50. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the pee is silent.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about dinosaurs, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny animal jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Rabbit puns
• Jokes about ducks
• Beaver jokes