65 Jokes About Bakers

Here are 65 funny baker jokes and the best baker puns to crack you up. These jokes about bakers are great baker jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of baker dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about bakers, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this baker humor with others.

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• Baker puns
• Baker one liners
• Best baker jokes

Baker puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about bakers that are also awesome baker jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What’s a bakers favorite joke? A cinnamon pun.
2. What do you give a baker on Valentine’s Day? Flours.
3. What did the sad baker say when his bread was complimented? Thanks, I kneaded that.
4. Why was the baker so scared? He found himself in a loaf or death situation.
5. How do bakers share their professional secrets? Purely on a knead to know basis.

6. Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper.
7. What does an aspiring young witch baker use to make cookies? An Easy Bake Coven.
8. Why was the cake baker unsuccessful? His cakes were always choco-late to the birthday parties.
9. What did the baker say when she was asked for a special pie? No problem, I can make it pie-fect.
10. Why did the baker decide to quit his job at the bakery? He just wasn’t making enough dough.

11. Why was the baker’s assistant fired? He was loafing around.
12. A baker bakes 71,321 baguettes in a year and sells each for $8.75. What does he make? Bread.
13. What kind of shoes do bakers wear? Loafers.
14. What is a baker’s favorite musical instrument? Drums, because they already have the breadsticks.
15. What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? Use apples instead.

16. What do pie bakers like to plant in their gardens? Many varieties of flours.
17. What did the German baker say when he met his friend? Gluten tag.
18. Why was the baker so grumpy? He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
19. What does a baker with a cold bake? Coughee cake.
20. What did the bailiff say when the judge entered the courtroom for the bread baker’s trial? All rise.

21. What do bakers play at their lunch break? Tic Tac Dough.
22. Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough.
23. Why did the baker mix in his flour slowly instead of doing it quickly? He didn’t want to whisk it.
24. Why did the baker quit his job at the cookie factory? Because it was a crumby place to work.
25. How did the baker know somebody put salt in his chocolate pie? The proof was in the pudding.

26. Why wasn’t the baker asked to join the golf team? He was a well known slicer.
27. What do you call a French baker’s favorite flower? Croissant-hemum.
28. What did the Italian baker say to the paramedics after the mafia broke his knees with a pan? Pan-knee-knee.
29. What did Yoda say when the bakery was out of Pies? Dough. Or Doughnut. There is no Pie.
30. Why couldn’t the gingerbread man start an online bakery? He accidentally deleted all of his cookies.

31. What is a baker’s favorite time of year? Yeaster.
32. Where does a baker stay on vacation? At a bread & breakfast.
33. What do you call the baker who earns the most money? The bread-winner.
34. Why did the baker use in a dozen lemons to her bread mix? She wanted to make sour dough.
35. What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts? Hole foods.

36. Why did the baker go to jail? He was caught beating an egg.
37. What do you call two hotdog buns from the same bakery? Breadthren.
38. What is the baker’s favorite TV show? The Walking Bread.
39. How do you spot a radical baker? They’re always going against the grain.
40. What does the baker say when things are looking down? Don’t worry, things will get batter.

Baker one liners

Here are some great baker joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about bakers.

41. Working in the bakery left her with a loathe of bread.
42. Old bakers never die, they just keep making lots of dough.
43. The gingerbread man thought he couldn’t be caught, until he met his baker.
44. Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.
45. I heard the bakers parents were also bakers. You could say he was bread for the job.

46. Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.
47. Bakeries show how well their business is doing with a pie chart.
48. You should tip bakers often. They really knead it.
49. Our local baker pays his staff on a flourly rate.
50. My grandfather was a baker in the army. He went in all buns glazing.

51. The two bakers who traded buns had a roll reversal.
52. A baker stopped making doughnuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
53. A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread. He is in a lot of pain.
54. When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
55. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Best baker jokes

These next funny baker puns are some of our best jokes and puns about bakers!

56. What do you call a baker that quits his job? A deserter.
57. Which kind of artisan bread does a bard baker create? Poet-rye.
58. Why did the baker cross the road? He had muffin’ else to do.
59. Where do the best bakers in the city live? The yeast end.
60. What do bakers call very soft loaves of bread? Tender ryes.

61. What’s a baker’s favorite tree? A pastry.
62. What does a French baker say when they made a mistake? Oh crepe.
63. Which martial art is the bakers favorite? Tae Kwon Dough.
64. What do you call a baker holding a bag of sugar in each hand? Ambidextrose.
65. What does a baker need to tell funny bread jokes? A rye sense of humor.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about bakers, we hope you had a good laugh.

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