55 Funny Cheese Jokes

Here are 55 funny cheese jokes and the best cheese puns to crack you up. These jokes about cheese are great cheese jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of cheese dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about cheese, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this cheese humor with others.

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Cheese puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about cheese that are also awesome cheese jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Do you want to hear a cheesy joke? Nevermind, it’s no gouda.
2. What do you call a cheese’s enemy? His arch nemeswiss.
3. Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us.
4. What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? There was a meltdown.
5. What did the cheese say in the haunted house? I got to get out of here, I’m lac-ghost intolerant.

6. What is cheese without a cracker? Crackalackin.
7. How does cheese get curly hair? It gets a perm-esean.
8. What happened after the cheese factory exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
9. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it’s too Gouda be true.
10. What do you say to someone who is trying to steal your cheese? This is nacho cheese.

11. What’s the fanciest cheese hotel? The Stilton.
12. Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast? Rain with light Bries.
13. What kind of music does cheese listen to? R’n’brie.
14. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.
15. What’s a cheese’s favorite holiday? Halloumi-ween.

16. What’s a cheese’s favorite TV channel?The Brie Brie C.
17. What is a cheese diet? Eating curds and weigh.
18. Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans.
19. What did the cheese say to the therapist? I camembert it any longer.
20. What did Mr. Cheese say to the shop assistant when she selected the wrong size dress for his wife? That won’t Feta.

21. What is cheese’s favorite pasta? Feta-cine.
22. What classical music does cheese love? Mozart-ella.
23. How did the cheese runner lose the race? He tripped on the final curdle.
24. What did one cheese say to the other?  I’m quite fondue you.
25. Where did the cheese go on vacation? The Golden Grate Bridge.

26. Which cheese does the pope like most? Swiss cheese, it’s holey.
27. Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar? His pick-up line was too cheesy.
28. Why did the cheese start lifting weights at the gym? To get shredded.
29. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? You make me melt.
30. What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class? I dis a brie.

31. Who is the smartest cheese? Cheese Whiz.
32. What does a cheese shout at slasher movie? Look out, the killer’s brie-hind you.
33. What pickup line works on cheese? This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
34. Who were the first cheese lovers ever? Edam and Eve
35. What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To brie or not to brie.

Cheese one liners

Here are some great cheese joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about cheese.

36. A guy opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese. It’s a hole business strategy.
37. A girl had an addiction to cheddar cheese but it was only mild.
38. A good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder is to ask ‘is it brie you’re looking for?’.
39. It’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover when they tell you they are pretty fondue you.
40. Last night, I watched a documentary about mozzarella cheese. It was G-rated.

41. If Cinderella made pizzas for a living, would she be called Mozzarella?
42. I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they’re pretty Gouda.
43. This might sound so cheesy, but I think you are really grate.
44. My wife spent years perfecting macaroni and cheese from the box. It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
45. When mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a small beach house together its called cottage cheese.

Best cheese jokes

These next funny cheese puns are some of our best jokes and puns about cheese!

46. What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
47. When can’t you see a cheese? When it’s pasterised.
48. What did the cheese say to her boyfriend? We look gouda to-feta.
49. What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning? Halloumi.
50. Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted? How dairy.

51. What kind of cheese to beavers eat? Edam.
52. What kind of cheese makes the best music? Brieoncé.
53. What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door? I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.
54. What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded? I’m falling to pizzas.
55. What did the man say when someone threw dough, tomato sauce, and cheese at him? You wanna pizza me?

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about cheese, we hope you had a good laugh.

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