35 Funny Diarrhea Jokes

Here are 35 funny diarrhea jokes and the best diarrhea puns to crack you up. These jokes about diarrhea are great jokes for kids and adults.

Diarrhea puns

Here is our top list of diarrhea dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about diarrhea, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this diarrhea humor with others.

1. What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty of room.
2. What kind of bee gives you diarrhea when it stings? Applebee’s.
3. What spell do wizards use when they have diarrhea? Anus Containus.
4. What do diarrhea and baldness have in common? They both run in your genes.
5. Did you know, when you say “poop” your mouth moves the same way your butt does when you poop? The same is true for the phrase “explosive diarrhea”.

6. What do you call a hotel breakfast that gives you diarrhea? Incontinental.
7. What do you call repetitive diarrhea? Re-runs.
8. What does Harry Potter call his diarrhea? Expellianus.
9. What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common? Both stream instantly.
10. What does a poop use to write about its day? A diarrhea.

11. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
12. Did you hear about the pigeon with diarrhea? It kept saying Poopoo Poopoo.
13. When’s the worst time to get diarrhea? As your word in the spelling bee.
14. What do you call someone who has diarrhea at a wedding reception? A party pooper.
15. Did you hear about National Diarrhea Day? Runs all day long.

Diarrhea one liners

Here are some great diarrhea joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about diarrhea.

16. Diarrhea Awareness Week begins on Monday. Runs until Friday.
17. From now on, I will avoid food that gives me diarrhea. It’s a solid plan.
18. The other day I called in sick with diarrhea. My boss told me to get it together.
19. My son got diarrhea after eating alphabet soup. It was a large vowel movement.
20. My son just had his first encounter with diarrhea. They didn’t get off to a solid start.

21. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
22. I want to help people spell diarrhea correctly. Prevent irregular vowel movement.
23. Diarrhea remedy sales are up. In fact there’s been quite a run on them.
24. Yesterday my doctor told me my chronic diarrhea is inherited. Runs in the family.
25. Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

Best diarrhea jokes

These next funny diarrhea puns are some of our best jokes and puns about diarrhea!

26. Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It’s all over town.
27. I recently read the top 10 facts about diarrhea. Number 2 surprised me.
28. Can you take a bath with diarrhea? If you have enough, yes.
29. My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea. She won’t find out until she unpacks her luggage.
30. Some people say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better.

31. What did diarrhea say to poop? You’re in shape.
32. What are the side effects of diarrhea? No side effects only rear ones.
33. What do you call that rumbling in your belly before diarrhea? Turdbulence.
34. How do you know when an octopus has diarrhea? It leaves squid marks.
35. Can we stop with the diarrhea jokes? It’s becoming a pain in the ass.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about diarrhea, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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• Coral puns
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