45 Funny Star Puns

Here are 45 funny star jokes and the best star puns to crack you up. These jokes about stars are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of star dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about stars, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this star humor with others.

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• Star puns
• Star one liners
• Best star jokes
• Final thoughts

Star puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about stars that are also awesome star jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What is money called in space? Star bucks.
2. Where do the stars go to get their milk? The Milky Way.
3. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius.
4. Why haven’t aliens visited earth? It’s only rated one star.
5. Why did the cow want to become an astronaut? So she could see the Milky Way.

6. Why did the star get arrested? Because it was a shooting star.
7. What does a star win in a competition? A constellation prize.
8. What kind of books do romantic aliens like to read? Love star-ries.
9. What do starlets like to read before bed? Comet books.
10. What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight? One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.

11. What various kind of fish live in space? Starfish.
12. How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.
13. What do you say if you want to start a fight in space? Comet me, bro.
14. Why did the star have a crush on the sun? It was the center of his universe.
15. Which role in the Star Wars movie was the orange cast for? Emperor Pulpatine.

16. What do you call a bacon-wrapped comet? A meat-eor.
17. What do stars say when they apologize to one another? I’m starry.
18. Why did the star decide to take a vacation? It needed some space.
19. What’s Donkey’s favorite film? Star Shrek.
20. What was the tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek? The Captain’s log.

Star one liners

Here are some great star joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about stars.

21. My astronaut friend always gets punished for star-ring up trouble.
22. The Star Wars baseball team was so bad. Thhey were all just Wookies.
23. The mother asked her son to get some planet from the grocery star.
24. Pi-rated movies are rated 3.1416 stars.
25. My belongings are like stars. I never put them in place, but I known where they are.

26. The shooting star didn’t turn up to it’s own wedding. It couldn’t comet.
27. When the Sun holds a gun, it is nothing but a shooting star.
28. The reason pop stars are so cool is because of all the fans.
29. As the astronauts saw the star fall, they looked at it and Apollo-gized.
30. I entered a raffle to win a galaxy, but I only won a small group of stars. It was the constellation prize.

31. Seven star hotels are overrated.
32. The Joker likes to sleep under the starlight of the open sky because he is afraid of the Dark Knight.
33. When stars decide to download an app, they use the App Star.
34. Your teeth are like stars. So yellow and so far apart.
35. I think I need a new doctor. Mine can’t even get my star sign right. I’m a sagittarius, but he said I have cancer.

Best star jokes

These next funny star puns are some of our best jokes and puns about stars!

36. What kind of stars wear sunglasses? Movie stars.
37. Can a ninja throw a throwing star? Sure-he-can.
38. Where do sitcom stars go to race cars? A laugh track.
39. What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish.
40. Why was there a Covid-19 outbreak on the Death Star? ‘Cos the Stormtroopers missed their shots.

41. When unicorns want a midnight snack. They go star grazing.
42. What did the sun say to the little star? Are you my sun?
43. Why couldn’t the star stay focused? He kept spacing out.
44. Why did the star keep going to school? So it could get brighter.
45. Why do you have to clean your house so much in space? Stardust is everywhere.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about stars, we hope you had a good laugh.

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