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55 Funny Photography Jokes

ByChe Lewis

Here are 55 funny photography jokes and the best photography puns to crack you up. These jokes about photography are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of photography dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about photography, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this photography humor with others.

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Photography puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about photography that are also awesome photography jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What did the angry photographer say at the wedding? I feel like I will snap at any moment.
  2. Why do I not take photography seriously right now? I’m only just developing it as a hobby now.
  3. Why did the boy never try to become a professional photographer? He just couldn’t picture himself being one.
  4. Why did the photographer get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery? He wasn’t in the right frame of mind.
  5. Did you hear about the photographer who stole all those photos? I think he was framed.
  1. Why do photographers go on a retreat? They go to c-lens.
  2. What is a flash mob? Gangsters that are not good at photography.
  3. Did you hear about the photographer who ran out of subjects? He shot himself.
  4. What is the easiest way for a photographer to make money? Sell their camera.
  5. How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? None. When it gets dark, they just use a higher ISO.
  1. Why should you always be scared of someone with a camera? They can shoot at any time.
  2. What is a professional photographer? A person that has 7 cameras and 4 jobs.
  3. Why was the musician also a great photographer? He knew a good composition when he saw one.
  4. Why does bread looks so bad in photographs? It’s just too grainy.
  5. What did the earthworm take photos of for his photography exhibition? A composite pile.
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  1. Why was the photographer afraid to dream? He kept having flashbacks.
  2. How do you seduce a photographer? Turn off the lights and see if anything develops.
  3. Why did the camera stop dreaming about a career in photography? He couldn’t remain focused.
  4. Why was the photographer arrested? Flashing and indecent exposure.
  5. What is a photographers favorite card game? Snap.
  1. Why do people not like photographers that keep their camera light on? Everyone thinks that they’re too flashy.
  2. Why couldn’t the press take pictures of the fastest superhero? No Flash photography.
  3. Why was the picture tired after a year at the photography studio? He had reached his saturation point.
  4. What did the professional photographer do when his friend told him his camera’s shutter speed? He burst out laughing.
  5. If a photographer can be anywhere in the world where would they want to be? Va-lens-ia.
  1. Why should you always be nice to your photographer? They have the power to edit.
  2. Why couldn’t the photographer see straight? He took too many shots.
  3. Why would a farmer make a good photographer? They know how to handle the crop.
  4. Why did the photographer throw their tripod in the lake? One of the legs was loose and they couldn’t stand it anymore.
  5. Why doesn’t anyone know any great jokes about photography that will be popular in 2026? They haven’t developed them right now.
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Photography one liners

Here are some great photography joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about photography.

  1. Photography is a developing hobby.
  2. I failed my course in photography lighting. Teacher said I wasn’t bright enough.
  3. Photographers have been known to flash people.
  4. A photographer told me his camera didn’t have continuous high speed mode and I almost BURST out laughing.
  5. Sorry but I am not able to pay for your photography services. I am hoping you can take the pictures for the exposure.
  1. I do not think that my pictures can get better said no professional photographer.
  2. My sister has a bunch of photography jokes she wants to tell me. You can’t get her to shutter up.
  3. I hope I never see that photographer again. She needs to be out of the picture.
  4. I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing my focus.
  5. I think my pet turtle is trying to be a photographer. He is a snapper.
  1. My friend walked into the photography store yesterday. I thought she would have seen it.
  2. Photography is a profession that is always developing.
  3. Life is like photography. You use the negatives to develop.
  4. I heard a story about a photographer who haunts the woods. This story made me shutter.
  5. How to irritate the photographer? Ask them “After you take that shot with your camera, can you take one with my phone?.
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Best photography jokes

These next funny photography puns are some of our best jokes and puns about photography!

  1. Where did the photographer retire to? The old focus home.
  2. Why did the photo critic marry the photographer? She liked his perspective.
  3. What kind of photos do lobsters take the most? Shellfies.
  4. Why is life like photography? It takes negatives to develop.
  5. What does a photographer need to hang up his photos? Jpegs.
  1. What do you call a photo taken by a cat? A paw-trait.
  2. Where does a cow hang his photos? In a moooooseum.
  3. Why can’t you find good photography jokes? They haven’t been developed yet.
  4. What flights are photographers not allowed to take their cameras on? Red-eye flights.
  5. Why was the photographer fired? Everyone thought he was a loose Canon.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about photography, we hope you had a good laugh.

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Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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