60 Funny Koala Jokes

Here are 60 funny koala jokes and the best koala puns to crack you up. These jokes about koalas are great koala jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of koala dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about koalas, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this koala humor with others.

Jump to:

• Koala puns
• Koala one liners
• Best koala jokes

Koala puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about koalas that are also awesome koala jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied.
2. What is a koala bears favorite snack? Bearitos.
3. Why don’t koalas use maps? Because they never lose their bearings.
4. Why do bears care about social justice? They want to fight for ekoalaty.
5. Why was the koala fired from their job? Because they only did the bear minimum.

6. What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
7. Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
8. Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
9. How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
10. What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.

11. What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant? Sir.
12. What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
13. Why can’t you keep a koala indoors? Because the smell is just unbearable.
14. What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la, la, la!
15. Where do all the famous koalas live? In Hollywood, koalafornia.

16. Why are koala’s so sleepy? Because they are soo tired from being so damn cute all day.
17. How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala 
18. What is a koala’s favorite car? A furrari.
19. What is a koalas favorite food? A blue beary pie.
20. How does one koala send a letter to another? They use bear mail.

21. What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a public place? He got embearassed.
22. What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? We are going to take a small paws for our sponsors.
23. What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala.
24. What is a koala bear’s favorite cocktail? A pina koala.
25. Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.

26. What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath.
27. What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
28. What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
29. Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court.
30. What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

31. What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
32. How do you apologize to a koala? You bear your heart and soul to them.
33. Why aren’t koalas included in the bear club? They don’t have the koalafications.
34. Did the koala finish the marathon? Bearly.
35. What is a popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? Joey to the World.

36. Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
37. Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
38. How do you know if a koala is happy? They jump for joey.
39. Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He couldn’t leaf it alone.
40. What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.

Koala one liners

Here are some great koala joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about koalas.

41. Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
42. The koala in the choir sings bearitone.
43. Koala puns are so funny, their unbearlievable.
44. It is impawsable to hear a bad koala joke.
45. A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.

46. Koalas are so adorable and caring. They give each other the best koalaty hugs
47. Besides eucalyptus leaves, koalas favorite vegetable is Koalaflower.
48. There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 767 miles per hour. She was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
49. If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
50. At 10am in Australia is when most people make a cup of tea but for the local marsupials it is a really koala tea time.

Best koala jokes

These next funny koala puns are some of our best jokes and puns about koalas!

51. Koala puns are always high koalaty.
52. What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
53. What does a koala pack in their suitcase? The bear necessities.
54. What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? I love you-calyptus.
55. What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.

56. What do koalas eat after a nuclear winter? Apocalyptus.
57. Why did the koala go to bed? Because it was leafing.
58. How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
59. How do koalas eat eucalyptus? With their bear hands.
60. Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied. 

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about koalas, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny animal puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Lion jokes
• Lizard puns
• Jokes about jellyfish
• Bat jokes for kids