49 Funny Snowman Jokes

If you’re making a snowman this winter with your family or friends, then you have to use at least one of these eyeroll inducing snowman jokes. I’ve rolled up all the best snowman puns into this list and added in some of my own.

If you have some more to add, let me know in the comments as I am always trying to improve this curated list (made by a real person.. OMG crazy I know!). Also, have a Merry Christmas! 🙂

Snowman puns

1. Why was the snowman yelling? He was having a meltdown.
2. What did one snowman say to the other? Can you smell carrots?
3. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea.
4. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of apple? An apple crisp.
5. How do you make up a snowman’s bed? Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.

11. What do Snowmen put on their pimples? Cold cream.
12. What is a snowman’s favorite food? Chilli.
13. What does a snowman eat with his burger? Cold-slaw.
14. How do you know when a snowman is nervous? He is surrounded by yellow snow.
15. Did you hear about the snowman spy? He has a license to chill.

6. Where do snowmen love to dance? At a snow ball.
7. What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle.
8. What sandwiches do snowmen avoid? A tuna melt.
9. Why does no one like meeting up with the snowman? He’s always so flaky.
10. Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married? He got cold feet.

21. Where do snowmen put their money? Snowbanks.
22. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill.
23. What was the name of the snowman that played the piano? Melton John.
24. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake.

16. What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slushpuppy.
17. What is a snowman’s favorite pet? A b-lizzard.
18. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.
19. What sort of cakes do snowmen like? The ones with thick icing.
20. Where did they put the snowman who was misbehaving in jail? Ice-olation.

31. What did the snowman say to the snowflake? You’re one of a kind.
32. How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold hard cash.
33. Why can’t the snowman climb up a ladder? Because the snow falls.
34. Why are snowmen great at parties? They always break the ice.
35. Why didn’t the snowman go to the party? He had snowone to go with.

26. What does a snowman call dandruff? Snowflakes.
27. What kind of haircut did the snowman get? Frosted tips.
28. What story do snowmen read to their children? Snow White.
29. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snow flakes.
30. Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.

Snowman one liners

36. Chuck Norris once built a snowman. Out of warm water.
37. Not everyone believes in the abominable snowman. Yeti exists.
38. The snowman went to the snowball to dance.
39. I met the child of a snowman and a vampire. He was suffering from a serious case of frostbite.
40. Don’t mess with a snowman, he’ll have a meltdown.

Best snowman jokes

46. What is a snowman’s favorite drink? A slushy.
47. What happens when a snowman stubs his toe? It gets thaw.
48. What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.
49. How do you get a snowman to go away? Get into a heated argument.
50. When is it acceptable for a nose to be in a salad? When it’s a snowman’s nose.

41. Why is Frosty never late? Time waits for snowman.
42. How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
43. What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack? Abdominal snowman.
44. Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots? He was picking his nose.
45. What’s do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Soap jokes
• Skeleton puns
• Jokes about rocks
• Robot jokes for kids