45 Jokes About Pianos

Here are 45 funny piano jokes and the best piano puns to crack you up. These jokes about pianos are great piano jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of piano dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pianos, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this piano humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pianos that are also awesome piano jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Why do pianists have such good eyesight? They always C sharp.
Why cant you open a piano? Because the keys are inside.
What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? You get A flat minor.
How do pianists eat spaghetti? With tuning forks.
Why are reptiles so good at playing the piano? Because they really know their scales.

What’s brown, smelly and sits on top of a piano? Beethoven’s Last Movement.
Why have I removed all the black keys from my piano? I intend to C Major improvement.
Why did the piano student bang her head against the piano keys? She liked to play by ear.
What was the name of the snowman that played the piano? Melton John.
Why did the student sell his expensive piano? Because he went Baroque.

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish.
What do you get if you cross a pianist and a magician? Someone who asks you to ‘Pick a chord.
What was Beethoven doing after he died? He started decomposing.
How do you make a piano laugh? Tickle it’s ivories.
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted.

Here are some great piano joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pianos.

To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.
The door was locked at the piano store, but the sign said they would be back in 5 minuets.
The fish was a really good piano player because she could easily tune up her scales.
The piano player left his wife a message on the fridge door before he went for a walk. The message said, “I’ll be Bach in a minute”.
The little girl was crying about not getting a gold piano for her sixth birthday. So, her father talked to her mother about getting her a gift that would help them strike a chord with her.

Don’t date a piano technician, he’ll just string you along.
Pianos are difficult to break into because they have a lot of keys.
I’m ok at guitar but I can’t pick up the piano.
A vampire was famous for torturing his victims with horrendous piano recitals. His Bach was known to be more dangerous than his bite.
I saw a guy tuning a piano, and said “Betcha can’t tune a fish.” Without missing a beat, he replied. “Sure I can, just got to use the C scale.”

The locksmith was a great piano teacher because he was always aware of the correct key.
My parents didn’t have to force me to take piano lessons. I took them on my own a-chord.
When I was a kid I figured out how to play the piano by ear. After a while I learned that it was easier to use my fingers.
My dog can play the piano, pretty limited repertoire though. focuses only on bach.
According to the piano farmer, it’s common knowledge that cows are the best moo-sicians.

These next funny piano puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pianos!

What do you call a moose that plays piano? A moose-ician.
Why wasn’t the piano entering the house? It didn’t know which key to use.
What does a sword and a piano have in common? They can both B sharp.
What does a chicken say when it’s playing the piano? Bach bach.
Why does SpongeBob own such a huge piano? Because he lives in a pineapple under the C.

How do you get to the top of a piano? You scale it.
Why are pianos good at studying? They always take lots of notes.
What happens when you play the piano with your feet? You hit the footnotes.
Why do pirates make excellent pianists? Because they can operate in the high Cs.
Why is crossing the street like playing the piano? You need to C# or else you will Bb.