40 Funny Sock Puns

Here are 40 funny sock jokes and the best sock puns to crack you up. These jokes about socks are great sock jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of sock dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about socks, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this sock humor with others.

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Sock puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about socks that are also awesome sock jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What kind of socks do bears wear? They don’t, they go bear foot.
2. What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock? A sock broker.
3. What did one new sock say to the other? Great things are afoot.
4. Did you hear who they cast in the new movie, “Shoe-manji?” Dwanye “The Sock” Johnson.
5. Why did the pair of socks decide to break up? Because one of them always had to be right, and the other one left.

6. Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
7. How did the socks feel when they were taken off at the end of the day? Defeeted.
8. What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer? I’ll see you next time around.
9. Which philosophers in the past were obsessed with their feet? Either Sock-rates or Pla-toe.
10. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop.

11. How many socks does a mathematician have? 2n-1.
12. Where do Swedish Socks Live? In the Sockholm.
13. What did the sock-stealing gnome tell his wife before going to work? It socks to be apart from my sole mate.
14. What did the sock say to the other before going in the washing machine? You realise one of us isn’t coming back.
15. “Why are you wearing socks to the wedding?” someone asked the groom. In case I get cold feet.

Sock one liners

Here are some great sock joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about socks.

16. My brother threw a sock at me. It hurt my sole.
17. I feel bad for single socks since they have lost their sole mates.
18. When the man wore his son’s socks to work, he became the laughing sock.
19. I used to have great jokes on pairs of socks, but I lost one.
20. A bear does not wear socks because he likes to be barefoot.

21. The Wolf of Wool Street made all his money selling socks at a high price.
22. My socks got so holy that I had to always wear them to the church.
23. My socks got ripped as soon as they started going to the gym.
24. I hear that people with a foot fetish have a highly active socks life.
25. The difference between a camera and a pair of socks is that one takes photos and the other takes five toes.

26. I decided to wear wool socks for my exam, in case I got cold feet.
27. The glove said to the sock “You look like you could use a hand.
28. The pain of losing a sock is unpairable.
29. When I found the missing sock from the pair, I felt like I reunited lost soles.
30. My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry. I said, “that’s a sockrifice I had to make”.

31. The leader of Christmas socks is the Sock-king.
32. He always wears the most unique socks. He is a sock star.
33. The price of socks has gone down. It looks like the sock market is crashing.
34. My socks were so old that I could use them for golf. They had 18 holes.
35. My friend kept going on about what they should do with their new spare drawer. I told them to put a sock in it.

Best sock jokes

These next funny sock puns are some of our best jokes and puns about socks!

36. How long should socks be? Twelve inches, so you can fit in one foot.
37. Who is the most famous philosopher to wear socks? Sockrates.
38. What did the hat say to the sock? I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.
39. What did the innovator do when he created a new type of socks? He created a pro-toe-type.
40. What does it mean when a cowboy finds a horseshoe? His horse is walking around in his socks.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about socks, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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