70 Jokes About Leaves

Here are 70 funny leaf jokes and the best leaf puns to crack you up. These jokes about leaves are great leaf jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of leaf dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about leaves, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this leaf humor with others.

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Leaf puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about leaves that are also awesome leaves jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do trees feel in spring? Re-leaf.
2. What is a cup of tea made with old tea leaves called? Maturi-Tea.
3. What does Autumn do when Winter sets in? Autumn leaves.
4. What did the mummy leaf say to her son before he sat his exam? I be-leaf in you.
5. What happens if a tree falls into mud? It leafs an impression.

6. Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears. 
7. Why was the tree arrested? For shopleafting.
8. Why didn’t the tree hunt? It was against his beleafs.
9. How old was the tiny tree? Near-leaf five.
10. What did the tree say after she made an offer? Take it or leaf it.

11. What are big, grey and falls from trees in Autumn? Eleafants.
12. What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
13. What do trees hand out at concerts? Leaflets.
14. What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
15. Did you hear the joke about fall? It’ll leaf you laughing.

16. What clothes had papa leaf brought for his son during winter? A full-sleafed jacket.
17. What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf? This is a fine mesh we’ve gotten ourselves into.
18. What is the best herb to give your lover? A Bae leaf.
19. Why should you never ever date someone who is called Autumn? Because they will leaf you.
20. Which side of a cherry tree has the most leaves? The outside.

21. What did the motivational leaf tell to the procrastinating leaf? Don’t worry, be-leaf in yourself.
22. Why did the leaf get sent to prison for robbery? His alibi was unbe-leaf-able.
23. What do trees say in the fall? I am ready to turn over a new leaf.
24. What did the leaf feel when he first saw his long-lost nephew? He was so g-leaf-ul.
25. Why did the tree not come to work during autumn? Because he was on paid leaf.

26. What do you call a salad leaf that constantly works out? Shredded lettuce.
27. What did Betula pendula say to her super-annoying sister? Leaf me alone, birch!
28. How did the maple leaves and the elm leaves get along? They both signed a peace tree-ty.
29. Why is it so easy to trick a leaf in October? They fall for anything.
30. How can one tree contact another tree? Through a teleafone.

31. What type of fish falls from trees? Jel-leaf-ish.
32. What does a leaf say when he’s stressed or angry? Leaf me alone.
33. How do trees make themselves heard? Amp-leaf-ication.
34. Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
35. What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf.

36. What happened to the leaf when she was caught cheating during the quiz? She was disqua-leaf-ied.
37. What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence.
38. Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed? To another branch.
39. Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.
40. How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.

41. Why would a leaf go to the hospital? Because he was feeling green.
42. How did the leaf get a promotion on the second year of his job? She leaft a good impression on his boss.
43. Why are leaf blowers deadly in battle? Because they are leaf-al.
44. What medicine did the doctor give to the yellow leaf? Chloropills.
45. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police.

Leaf one liners

Here are some great leaf joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about leaves.

46. I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
47. This weather is unbe-leaf-able.
48. Can you be-leaf it’s already fall?
49. These fall leaves are just a-maiz-ing.
50. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s maple leaves.

51. Let’s all breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
52. Leaf me alone.
53. I’ll leaf you alone now, as there’s not mushroom for more people to contreebute.
54. Time to leaf for our fall vacay.
55. Don’t leaf me hanging.

56. If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone.
57. If you ever need a friend, look no further than trees. They wood never leaf you and always stick together.
58. Seeing is be-leaf-ing.
59. To leaf or not to leaf, that is the question.
60. I hate it when bae leaves.

Best leaf jokes

These next funny leaf puns are some of our best jokes and puns about leaves!

61. How did the leaf die in autumn? The leaf blade out.
62. How do leaves travel from one place to another? They use an autumn-mobile.
63. Why do leaves turn yellow in Autumn? Because the process is autumn-ated.
64. What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.
65. What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia? The Great Barrier Leaf.

66. Why was the tea leaf a bad father? He was an absen-tea parent.
67. Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.
68. What do vain trees do to get rid of wrinkles? Get a faceleaft.
69. Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree? It was stumped.
70. How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about leaves, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny plant jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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