45 Funny Taco Jokes

Here are 45 funny taco jokes and the best taco puns to crack you up. These jokes about tacos are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of taco dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about tacos, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this taco humor with others.

Jump to:

• Taco puns
• Taco one liners
• Best taco jokes
• Final thoughts

Taco puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about tacos that are also awesome taco jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What did the taco say to the turtle? I like your shell.
2. What do you call a reptile that loves Mexican food? A tacodile.
3. What does a nosy taco do? Gets jalapeño business.
4. Why shouldn’t you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans.
5. What do you get if you eat 20 tacos? A tacoma.

6. What is a restaurant for robots called? Dell Taco.
7. What was the taco’s favorite part of the day? Cumin home.
8. Wanna know something cool? Taco cat spelled backward is taco cat.
9. Why was the taco crying? Because onions were being chopped in front of him.
10. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant? It’s the taco the town.

11. Where did the taco go for drinks? The salad bar.
12. Which Disney princess loves Mexican food? Taco Belle.
13. Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
14. What does Pac-Man put in his tacos? Guacauacauacauacamole.
15. Why do Dalmatian’s love tacos? They really hit the spot.

16. What did the taco say when I asked it’s name? Its nacho business.
17. What is a taco’s favorite TV show? Better Call Salsa.
18. Why are tacos so depressed? Because they’re always falling apart.
19. Do you know how to maintain a balanced diet? A taco in each hand.
20. Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe? Because they keep it under wraps.

21. How much do I love tacos? From my head tomatoes.
22. How do tacos say grace? Lettuce pray.
23. How was the taco that my friend made for me? Mexcellent.
24. What is a taco’s favorite type of dance? The salsa.
25. What did one taco say to the other when he was acting unusual? You are nachoself today.

Taco one liners

Here are some great taco joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about tacos.

26. Taco Bell sure does know how to keep their secret recipe under wraps.
27. Taco chefs live their lives by season the moment.
28. These tacos are gonna “guac” your world.
29. Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
30. I invited my new neighbor to go out for some Mexican food. I hope we have something to taco bout.

31. If you don’t like tacos, then I’m nacho type.
32. Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
33. I‘m going to get tacos by whatever beans necessary.
34. Last night I made fish tacos. They just looked at them and swam away.
35. I’m so thankful I don’t have to go foraging for my favorite food. I have no idea where tacos live.

Best taco jokes

These next funny taco puns are some of our best jokes and puns about tacos!

36. What is an octopus’s favorite food? Ten-tacos.
37. Did you hear the joke about the taco? It was really cheesy.
38. How do you make a taco stand? Take away their chair.
39. Why are tacos not good at keeping secrets? They spill everything.
40. Waiter, this taco tastes funny. Then why aren’t you laughing?

41. What do you call a cold taco? A brrrrrr-ito.
42. Did you hear about the Wookiee steak taco? It’s a little Chewie.
43. How can a taco get out of taco jail? By making Taco Bail.
44. What did the taco say to the burrito? Where have you bean?
45. Did you hear about the taco who got into danger? Their life was at steak.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about tacos, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Garlic jokes
• Sandwich puns
• Jokes about pickles
• Peach jokes for kids