40 Funny Shrek Jokes

Here are 40 funny Shrek jokes and the best Shrek puns to crack you up. These jokes about Shrek are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of Shrek dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Shrek, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Shrek humor with others.

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• Shrek puns
• Shrek one liners
• Best Shrek jokes
• Final thoughts

Shrek puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about Shrek that are also awesome Shrek jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What is Shrek’s favorite food? Ogert.
2. How does Shrek like his eggs in the morning? Ogre easy.
3. What did Shrek say to Fiona? I’m head ogre heels in love with you.
4. What do you get if you cross two squares with an ogre? A Shrek-tangle.
5. What did the dentist say to Shrek? Don’t worry, it will be ogre in a few Shrek-onds.

6. Why was Shrek held up at work? He was swamped.
7. How do ogres relax? Shrek-flix and chill.
8. Why was princess Fiona so bad at basketball? Because she had an onion for a coach.
9. What did Shrek say to Lord Farquaad at the limbo competition? How could you stoop so low.
10. What did the lazy dog say when Shrek surprised him? Oh, grr.

11. What is an ogre’s favorite meal? Shrek-fast.
12. What did Shrek do when he saw an onion ring? He answered it.
13. What type of money do ogre’s take on holiday? Traveller’s Shreks.
14. What did Shrek say when he tripped over Donkey? Sorry, didn’t see you ogre there.
15. What did Princess Fiona say when Shrek invited his entire family to stay? I’m feeling ogre-whelmed.

16. Why did Shrek crash his car? He went into ogre-drive.
17. What did Shrek say when he was busy at work? I’m swapped.
18. Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies? He ogre-dosed.
19. How was the sound quality of Shrek’s musical keyboard? Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre.
20. Which European country did Fiona and Shrek go to for their honeymoon? The Shrek Republic.

Shrek one liners

Here are some great Shrek joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Shrek.

21. Shrek isn’t a very good cook. He’s pretty mediogre.
22. I must say, men of Farquaad’s stature are in short supply.
23. Shrek said onions are the only food that will make him cry. So Donkey threw a coconut at him.
24. Shrek and the Hulk became politicians. They created The Green Party.
25. Shrek was furious when all the fairy tale creatures were forced onto his swamp. It was Marsh Madness.

26. My friend tried to make me watch Shrek. But I find it ogrerated.
27. An ogre has crashed a locomotive. Apparently it’s a total train Shrek.
28. I don’t usually like animated films, but I find ones about ogres Shrek-tacular.
29. They’ve built loads of new homes in Shrek’s swamp. It’s totally ogre populated.
30. I must have drifted off while I was watching Shrek. I ended up ogre sleeping.

Best Shrek jokes

These next funny Shrek puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Shrek!

31. What does Shrek use to open a lock? A don-key.
32. What does Donkey say when he’s winning at chess? Shrek mate.
33. Why did no one want to be near Shrek? He had terrible body ogre.
34. What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat? Ogreboard.
35. What do you get if you cross an ogre with a two storey bus? A double Shrek-er.

36. What’s Donkey’s favorite film? Star Shrek.
37. How do ogres play poker? With a Shrek of cards.
38. What do you call it when Shrek gets mad? Ogre-reacting.
39. How does Shrek keep warm in the winter? He wears layers and layers.
40. Why didn’t Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad? He lacks Shrek’s appeal.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about Shrek, we hope you had a good laugh.

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