65 Jokes About Bananas

These banana jokes and puns will have you peeling with laughter! If you’ve got your own bunch of banana puns to share, feel free to write them in the comment section below!

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Banana puns

Here are some of our favorite jokes about bananas!

Where do bananas go to learn? Sundae school.
Why don’t bananas snore when they sleep? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why was everyone so upset with the banana for ruining the party? Because in the middle of the party, the banana split.
What did the thief use to open the banana safe? He used a mon-key.
What does a banana call her grandmother affectionately? Ba-nana.

Why was the banana hospitalized after he went to the doctor? They realized that he had yellow fever.
What was the ghost’s favorite fruit? Boonanaa.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal.
Why was the plantain sent to the principal’s office? It went bananas during class.
How is a banana peel on the floor like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

What happened when the banana team won the Fruit Championship? All the fans went bananas.
What did the banana say to the ice-cream when they were planning on stealing from a pantry? All the profits will be split equally among us.
Why did the banana go to the restaurant with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls? A banana smoothie.

What exercise equipment do bananas use the most? A peeloton bike.
What would you do if you saw a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
What is a sheep’s favourite fruit? Bbanana-nana.
What is yellow and always points to the north? It’s a magnetic banana.
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.

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What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ban..ana..na..Ban..ana..na…
What’s yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana disguised as a cucumber.
What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers.
What did the banana quiz contestant say when the presenter asked him if he was sure about one of his answers? I know I’m right; I can peel it in my soul.
Why was the orange jealous of the banana? He was a part of the popular bunch.

Why did the banana go to the barbers? Because it had split ends.
Why did the banana decide to go to a salon after work? She had to get her split ends fixed.
What do you call the bananas who are friends with monkeys? They’re a bunch of fools.
Why did the man lose his job at the fruit packing factory? He was throwing the bent bananas away.
What’s worst than a chimp eating bananas? A chimp going bananas.

What genre of books do banana peels prefer to read? Non-friction.
Why was the banana such a good ballet dancer? She really knew how to do a good split.
Why was the banana lawyer so sad? His appeel was rejected by the court.
Why was the monkey so happy after he ate the banana? He was happy that he had a fruitful day.
Why did the man forget to buy bananas from the grocery store? They just slipped his mind.

Why do bananas make good comedians? Because they can tell side-splitting jokes.
Why did the banana go out with a walnut? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why was the man sad over losing his banana bread business? He depended on it for his banana bread and butter.
Why was the banana bread upset when his wife didn’t accept his baked gift? He didn’t expect her to reject his labor of loaf.
Why is the farmer not growing bananas any longer? Apparently, they’re long enough already.

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What day of the week do bananas love the most? Sundae.
What did the monkey say when his father asked him if he liked eating bananas? I like them a bunch.
How did the Mummy Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out too long in the sun.
What happened when a majority of the fruits on the Banana split committee decided that the Banana was a good mascot for their brand? They came to a split decision.

Why was the banana’s mother upset when he played in the sun? She thought that he was growing up too fast.
How do you make a banana split? You cut it in half.
Which former politician loves bananas? Al Gore-illa.
What did the banana dessert do when it was caught red-handed stealing from a grocery store? It split.
Why was the banana so popular? Everyone thought he was really sweet.

How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana? It was green with envy.
How do bananas travel? In a yellow submarine.
Why had the banana bread not sold any of his art? He was actually a crumby artist.
What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth.
How do you get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-tonne banana in front of him.

Best banana jokes

These next funny banana puns are some of our best jokes and puns about bananas!

Why couldn’t the banana yell high? Because it could only yellow.
What do you call a load of solid gold bananas? A whole bunch of money.
What did the motivating apple say to the banana who was making good life changes? I’m really proud of you, you’re taking a step in the ripe direction.
How did the monkey get hurt at school? He accidentally tripped on the stairs and didn’t catch the banana-ster on time.
How do bananas answer the phone? They say yellow.

Did you hear about the man who ate a yellow fruit? It’s bananas.
What do you call a banana that eats another banana? A canabananal.
How did a banana end up at the emergency room in the hospital? He told the doctors his skin was peeling off.
What did a green banana’s father say when he expressed his wish to marry a yellow banana? You should go for it because she is the ripe one.
What did the monkey profess to the banana musician? Your tunes convey exactly what I peel.