70 Funny Goat Puns

Here are 70 funny goat jokes and the best goat puns to crack you up. These jokes about goats are great goat jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of goat dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about goats, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this goat humor with others.

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Goat puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about goats that are also awesome goats jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. hat’s a goat’s favorite musical? The goatest showman.
2. What is a goats favorite TV show? America’s goat talent.
3. What do you call a goat on a mountain? A hillbilly.
4. Why is it difficult to have a conversation with a goat? Because they always butt in.
5. How did the goat label all of it’s belongings? With a permanent markhor.

6. Why did the mountain goat fall down a cliff? Because by mistake he didn’t see the ewe turn.
7. What do you call a goat that makes dumb decisions? A silly billy.
8. What do you call a a lazy singing goat? Billy Idle.
9. What’s a goat’s favorite song to sing? Bleat It.
10. What is the first nursery rhyme that a little goat learns in primary school? Row, row, row your goat.

11. What kind drink does a goat have after playing football? Goat-arade.
12. Why was the young goat grounded? It had been a baaaaad kid.
13. Which American football team do goats cheer for? The Rams.
14. Which show do kid goats love to watch? Barn-ey and friends.
15. How can you identify the generational history of a goat? Look at the goat of arms.

16. What do you call a goat who is a famous painter? Vincent van goat.
17. Where do nanny goats give a kid a bath? In a baaa-th tub.
18. What did the boy goat tell his friend when he saw a past crush? She’s the one that goat away.
19. What do construction worker goats drive? Dodge Rams.
20. What do you call a goat that is an outlaw? Billy goat kid.

21. What do you call a goat that always wears t-shirts? A goatee.
22. Where do goats get haircuts? At the baa-baa shop.
23. What did the kid goat want to be when she grew up? A baaa-lerina.
24. Why was the goat so embarrassed? She saw the ranch dressing.
25. What do you get when you cross a smurf with a goat? Blue cheese.

26. What’s a goat’s favorite quote? No goats, no glory.
27. What job did the daddy goat get at the donut shop? A battering ram.
28. What did the goat say after drinking spoiled milk? This tastes so baaaaaad.
29. How does the husband goat lovingly call his wife? He lovingly calls her baaaaae.
30. What kind of food does a goat eat when it is on a strict diet? It only eats goat-meal.

31. What’s a goat’s favorite cheese? Goata.
32. What do you call a goat that is an expert in mixed martial arts? The karate kid.
33. What do goats do on Memorial Day weekend? Have baaaa-baa-ques.
34. What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep? Sorry, we were just kidding.
35. What did the little goat say after cheating in the class test? I shouldn’t have cheated, now I feel baaaaa-d.

36. What is the best way to behave around little baby goats? Like a kid.
37. Why are French goats better musicians than American goats? They’re born with French horns.
38. What do hairless goats want the most in their life? They always want mohair.
39. What does a goat call his pals? Furiends.
40. Why was the goat farmer so wealthy? He had a lot of bucks.

41. Why were the kids mad at each other? They goat into a fight.
42. Where do adult goats go on holiday cruises? To the baaaa-hamas.
43. What did the nanny goat serve for breakfast? Goat-meal.
44. What’s the best Lego piece in the world called? The Le-GOAT.
45. What did the cattle rancher get when he crossed a cow with a goat? A Coat.

Goat one liners

Here are some great goat joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about goats.

46. Goats can be very funny. No kidding.
47. Billy forgoat his kid’s birthday. 
48. Our local farmer likes to give his young farm animals bubble bath. Whatever floats his goat.
49. The farmer kept trying to talk me into buying from him, not realizing he had me from the goat-go.
50. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat. How long has this been going on? Since I was a kid.

51. If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
52. Goat milk?
53. A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa dum ssss.
54. I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
55. The buck pined over his long lost love. The one that goat away.

56. I got given an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its knees – they say it’s a-cute-kid-knee disorder.
57. I feel baaaaad.
58. I saw a cartoon portraying a politician as a goat. It was satyr.
59. Did you hear the one about the guy who herds baby goats for a living, he’s great with kids.
60. When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.

Best goat jokes

These next funny goat puns are some of our best jokes and puns about goats!

61. What is a napping baby goat called? A kid-napper.
62. How did the stag cross the lake? In a motor goat.
63. What did the kid say when he pranked his parents? Goat-cha.
64. Why was the barn so noisy? Because all of the goats had horns.
65. What do you call it when a goat eats office supplies? That the goat has a staple diet.

66. Why was the goat eating again? Because he cud.
67. Why do goats have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
68. What did the goat say to her kid? It’s pasture bedtime.
69. Where does an angry goat write down its problems? On the ram-page.
70. What did the grandpa ram tell the kids around the camp fire? Spooky goat stories.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about goats, we hope you had a good laugh.

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