35 Funny Flirting Jokes

Here are 35 funny flirting jokes and the best flirting puns to crack you up. These jokes about flirting are great jokes for kids and adults.

Cartoon graphic of a guy flirting with a girl who is sitting down on a blue background.

Flirting puns

Here is our top list of flirting dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about flirting, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this flirting humor with others.

Do you work for Domino’s? Because you a fine pizza ass.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
Do you like Nintendo? Because “Wii” would look good together.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
How do you flirt with a calligraphist? Say, “You have pretty I’s.”
What happened to the single IT technician when he tried to flirt with a barista at a cafe? He was unable to make a connection to the server.
How can you see a fire Pokémon is flirting with you? When they turn up the Charmeleon.
What does one rabbit say to another if they want to flirt? You’re ear-resistible.

Cartoon graphic of a banana trying to flirt on a blue background.

Flirting one liners

Here are some great flirting joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about flirting.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.
You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I pass by you again.
If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Girls are like internet domain names. The ones I like are already taken.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

Cartoon graphic of two fruit flirting with each other on a bench seat on a blue background.

Best flirting jokes

These next funny flirting puns are some of our best jokes and puns about flirting!

How do ships flirt online? They send deck pics.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.
Do you know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
Do you like my shirt? It’s made out of boyfriend material.

I’m no photographer. But I can picture us together.
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It cannot be defined.
If a girl is being nice to you it doesn’t mean she is flirting. She might be a Canadian.
Why was the fork feeling flirty when near the spoon? Because it was a tease spoon.
I was near the local playground, and I tried flirting with the cute single mother. It was a swing and a Miss.