30 Funny Yeti Puns

Here are 30 funny yeti jokes and the best yeti puns to crack you up. These jokes about yetis are great jokes for kids and adults.

Yeti puns

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1. Where do Yetis go to dance? At the Snow Ball.
2. Why aren’t there more Yeti jokes? There are, but they’re really hard to find.
3. What do you call a Yeti who works magic with pot plants? Hairy Potter.
4. How does a yeti tell the time? With a sasq-watch.
5. Why do yetis always leave parties at the right time? They always know wendigo.

6. What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive? A big toe-truck.
7. What is the Abominable Snowman’s favorite type of cup? A ye-tea.
8. What does the yeti do when he is tired? Himalaya down.
9. What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.
10. What’s do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti.

11. What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy? Trick-or-feet.
12. What is Bigfoot’s favorite type of snack chip? Dori-toes.
13. How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing? He always finds the biggest footholds.
14. When does a Yeti go all out? Fur special occasions.
15. What is the plural of Sasquatch? They are so rare, even Google doesn’t know.

Yeti one liners

Here are some great yeti joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about yetis.

16. Finding Bigfoot will be no small feet.
17. I’m Yeti to party.
18. The Yeti was going to go public in a press conference, but he got cold feet.
19. The Yeti sent me a huge pile of snow, then sent me a message saying “get my drift?”
20. An Italian Yeti is called a spaghyeti.

Best yeti jokes

These next funny yeti puns are some of our best jokes and puns about yetis!

21. What is a baby sasquatch’s favorite toy? His Yeti Bear.
22. What do they call Bigfoot in Europe? Bigmeter.
23. What do you call a yeti with a muscles? The abdominable snowman.
24. What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
25. What do you get if you cross The Yeti with Dracula? Frostbite.

26. Bigfoot saw me today. I bet nobody believes him.
27. Bigfoot finally got married, I guess he met his sole mate.
28. I went to see a movie about Bigfoot, it was a great feet-ure film.
29. Bigfoot rarely makes an appearance. Yeti showed up to joke around here.
30. Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch? The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about yetis, we hope you had a good laugh.

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