50 Funny Triangle Jokes

Here are 50 funny triangle jokes and the best triangle puns to crack you up. These jokes about triangles are great jokes for kids and adults.

Triangle puns

Here is our top list of triangle dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about triangles, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this triangle humor with others.

1. How do you climb a triangle? By scalene it.
2. What do you call a triangle that got owned? A rectangle.
3. Why was the obtuse triangle so disappointed? It wasn’t acute enough.
4. Why did the triangle marry the circle? Because he was in love with her angles.
5. Why was the isosceles triangle all over the place? Because it was equal on all sides.

6. Where did the triangle go to mend its bones? The orthocenter.
7. Why did the obtuse angle go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t right.
8. Why couldn’t the triangle get a bank loan? Because its parents wouldn’t cosine.
9. Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick? Because it had sine-flu.
10. What’s the difference between a triangle and Leeds United? A triangle has three points.

11. What did the circle say to the triangle? I see your point.
12. What is at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle? A wreck tangle.
13. What kind of animal lives in a triangle? Hippotenuse.
14. Why does school talk about triangles so much? Some people don’t get the point.
15. Are we really expected to eat three square meals a day? I’m sure triangles and circles provide equal nutritional value.

16. What’s the hardest working angle in geometry? A triangle.
17. What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians? SIN language.
18. Why was the rectangle in love with a triangle? She has acute angle.
19. Why is an obtuse triangle never depressed? Because its angle is never down.
20. Why did the triangle player quit the orchestra? It was just one ting after another.

21. How would a triangle kill itself? With the hypotenoose.
22. Why aren’t there many jokes about triangles? Because some of them are obtuse.
23. What do you call a triangle with angles 42.0°, 69° and 69°? A Nice-osceles triangle.
24. Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it’ll fit inside the box.
25. What did the right triangle do after he lost one of his angles? He went on a tangent.

Triangle one liners

Here are some great triangle joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about triangles.

26. Triangles seem to be rich. They hold so many properties.
27. I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle, So I Sined to it.
28. A circle accidentally shot a square his triangle buddy said, “Well, I guess he’s poly-gone.
29. I had a joke about the hypotenuse of a triangle. I’m only able to tell one side of the story, though.
30. I used to play the triangle in a band. But I had to quit as it was just one ting after another.

31. Don’t argue with a 90-degree triangle. It’s always right.
32. My daughter asked me why I got a tattoo of a triangle. Because it’s edgy.
33. I’m always in a love triangle. I fall in love with a girl, the girl is in love with nobody, and nobody loves me.
34. Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees. I think that’s about half right.
35. The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle, until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

36. If you were a triangle, you would be an acute one.
37. The Bermuda Triangle is a great vacationing spot most people that go there, never come back.
38. Today, in math class, we had to label triangles. I would tell you the answers, but they’re all classified now.
39. A triangle says to a circle: You’re pointless. Then the circle says back: That’s how I roll.
40. I wanted to take ownership of a building shaped like a triangle. But I couldn’t get anyone to cosine.

Best triangle jokes

These next funny triangle puns are some of our best jokes and puns about triangles!

41. What kind of glasses do triangles wear? Trifocals.
42. What kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle.
43. Where did the square go after killing the triangle? To prism.
44. Why didn’t the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so.
45. Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees.

46. Why was the triangle sent to hell? Cos sin.
47. What did the triangle say to the square? Nice quads bro.
48. Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos.
49. How can you tell if a triangle is dead? It won’t show any sines of life
50. Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about triangles, we hope you had a good laugh.

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