30 Funny June Jokes

Here are 30 funny June jokes and the best June puns to crack you up. These jokes about June are great jokes for kids and adults.

June puns

Here is our top list of June dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about June, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this June humor with others.

What do you call it when a person says it’s June in July? Ju-lie.
What has your favorite day of 2020 been? Mine has been June 31st.
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet? A May-Sayer.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? June bugs.
What did the Calendar say to the Clock the moment it became June 1st? I am dis-Mayed.

What do you mean June is over? Julying.
Why do truck drivers love the 1st day of June? Only four more sleeps ’til Christmas.
What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don’t July to me.
Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use-by date? It was May-ham.
How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.

Here are some great June joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about June.

You’re like school in June. No class.
Someone told me today is June 1st. But they May be wrong.
My friend said “It’s June 31st.” I told him “July’d”.
My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short.
Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year. Her’s is in January and mine in June

I’m sticking with my citrus diet until June Cumquat May.
June is having a hard time with it lately. I’m pretty sure she’s dismayed.
I emailed Netflix to inquire about Batman Forever. They said, “No, just till the end of June”.
Ahh it’s finally June. Hopefully the weather will be better this month. I was getting tired of hearing how bad the May weather was.
I told my husband yesterday that I hate June Bugs. He told me not to worry because they’ll all disappear in July.

These next funny June puns are some of our best jokes and puns about June!

What do spiders like best about June? June Bugs.
Is there a month between April and June? May be.
What did May tell June when they were fighting? Don’t July to me.
What’s the difference between May and June? Every single letter.
Why do pirates hate May, June July and August? Because they don’t have Arrrrrrs in them.

Don’t June know it’s August?
What do you call a snowman in June? A puddle.
You’re like school in June. No class.
What do you say when your friend says it’s June 31st? July’d.
We should enjoy Mayonnaise while we still can. From next month onwards, it’s gonna be June-onnaise.