30 Funny Fridge Jokes

Here are 30 funny fridge jokes and the best fridge puns to crack you up. These jokes about fridges are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of fridge dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about fridges, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this fridge humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about fridges that are also awesome fridge jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What do you call an encyclopedia in the fridge? Cold, hard facts.
What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge? Very cool music.
Why is cold milk always so relaxed? Because it chills in the fridge.
What did the ranch say to the refrigerator? Close the door, I’m dressing.
What’s the easiest way to get a six-pack at the gym? Take the beer from your fridge and smuggle it in.

Why did the freezer never graduate? Because it was set on 0 degrees.
What is blue, white and cant climb mountains? A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge? There are footprints in the butter.
Why did the man throw the contents of his fridge out of the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer? You could say it was a well thawed out plan.

Why did the freezer run away on its marriage? It got cold feet
Is your refrigerator running? Mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.
How come the fridge is always emotionally stable? Because it’s always chill.
What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere? A fridge.
Why was the blonde sitting in the fridge? Because the label on her juice said to refrigerate after opening.

Here are some great fridge joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about fridges.

I was upset when my freezer stopped working, but it’s all just water under the fridge now.
I know someone who made his fortune selling household appliances. He’s a fridge magnate.
I opened the fridge today and the milk was singing a Michael Jackson song. I think it’s Bad
My husband told me to stop eating the Christmas leftovers out of the fridge but I can’t quit cold turkey.
Just walked by the fridge and heard a little voice singing Stayin’ Alive. Turned out just to be the chive talking.

Got a great fridge magnet. So far it’s got me seven new fridges.
I think my fridge has a broken leg because it’s not running.
My regular refrigerator was jealous of my mini fridge. He was a little cooler.
I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.
Started a new job recently. Great so far, but my colleagues have this weird habit of giving food names and putting it in the fridge.

These next funny fridge puns are some of our best jokes and puns about fridges!

My fridge stopped working recently. That’s not cool.
I put my new fridge next to my freezer. Now they’re just chilling.
What happens when you mix a car and a refrigerator? You get a car-brrrrrrrr-etor.
I downloaded something illegal on my Samsung smart fridge. Did i break copyright in-fridge-ment?
Bought a friend a fridge for her birthday. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.