30 Funny Father's Day Puns

Here are 30 funny Father’s Day jokes and the best Father’s Day puns to crack you up. These jokes about Father’s Day are great jokes for kids and adults.

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Father’s Day puns

Here is our top list of Father’s Day dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Father’s Day, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Father’s Day humor with others.

How do dads organize their jokes? In a dad-a-base.
Why do boys love Father’s Day so much? Because it’s always on son day.
What do you call a dad who falls through the ice? A Popsicle.
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast? Pooched eggs.

What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day? A bear hug.
Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because dads are priceless.
What do hermit crabs do on Father’s Day? Shellabrate their dads.
What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day? Take out the garrrrrrbage without being asked.
Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.

What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison.
How is the baby bird like his dad? He’s a chirp off the old block.
Why are fishing dads the best? Because they’re so sofishticated.
What did the baby otter say to its father? You are a dad like no otter.
What does the pig give his dad for Father’s Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.

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Father’s Day one liners

Here are some great Father’s Day joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Father’s Day.

Dad, you really do love math. And then sum.
Dad, did you get a haircut? “No, I got them all cut.”
Dad puns. That’s how eye roll.
Just once on Father’s Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking.
Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.

For Father’s Day, I just want a big box of saturated fats.
Father’s Day is so special. I love the cards my wife forces the kids to get me.
Dad, I’m so proud of the many talents I’ve inherited from you. Happy Farters Day.
I’d give my dad what he really wants this Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet.
Maybe Darth Vader was just mad because he never got a World’s Best Dad t-shirt or coffee mug for Father’s Day.

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Best Father’s Day jokes

These next funny Father’s Day puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Father’s Day!

What does a baby computer call its dad? Data.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is apparent.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
I always get worried about Father’s Day. I’m always afraid I’ll be given a gift I can’t afford.
Just had the best Father’s Day ever. Spent all day in bed. Didn’t see my Dad at all.