46 Funny Bat Puns

I once walked through this massive bat enclosure in a zoo in Belgium, but when they start flying right over your head, you want to get out of there pretty quick! But I did snap a pic of some before I ran away! I hate rats, and so flying rats.. yeah I am gone! To get them back, I made some jokes about them and curated a bunch of other human made bat puns for this collection. Hope you enjoy and let me know what you think in the comments.

Bat puns

1. How does Dracula keep fit? Batminton.
2. What did the bat say to the vampire? You suck.
3. What type of markets do bats avoid? Flea markets.
4. How do vampires carry their books to school? In their bat pack.
5. Why are vampire bats so unpopular? Because they’re a massive pain in the neck.

6. What did the bat say to the girl he liked? “Let’s hang out together some time.
7. Want do you call it when you are attacked by 1000 bats? A mega bite.
8. What happens if you cross a bat and a ball? You get a home run.
9. How do bats fly without bumping into anything? They use their wing mirrors.

11. What is the only thing smarter than a talking bat? A spelling bee.
12. What do you call a forum for bats? An echo chamber.
13. Why are vampire bats like false teeth? They both come out at night.
14. Where do bats keep their money? In the blood bank.

16. What does a vampire use to bake cakes? Batter.
17. What is a bats favorite TV show? Love at first bite.
18. What’s printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies? An obatuary.
19. How does a bat say hi to her mum? With a sound wave.

21. Why do bats live in caves? Because they rock.
22. What’s a vampire bat’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
23. How do bats do the register at school? In alpha-bat-ical order.
24. What animals are best at cricket? Bats.
25. What do little bats eat? Alpha-bat soup.

26. What do you get if you study bat viruses? Covid 19.
27. Which circus performers can see in the dark? The acro-bats.
28. Why do vampire bats drink blood? Because coffee keeps them awake at night.
29. Why are bats good at fighting? They are trained in com-bat.
30. Why did the bat wear a shirt with 666 on it? It was a bat out of hell.

Bat one liners

36. When you cross a vampire with an ice cube, you end up with a frost bite.
37. My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a Joker.
38. Most softball games are played at night because the bats have to sleep during the day.
39. In the animal kingdom, bats are the only ones skilled in playing baseball.
40. I’m a huge fang of bat puns.
41. I keep a bat in my bedroom for protection. It makes me feel safe but it also keeps pooping in my ear.

41. Bats have a bat attitude.
42. I made a bat joke. It went viral.
43. If you cross a vampire bat and a computer, you will end up with love at first byte.
44. The witches team lost their opening baseball game because all their bats flew away.
45. After taking a shower, a vampire stands on a bat mat.

Best bat jokes

56. How are bats like real estate agents? It’s all echo-location location location.
57. How do bats fly without bumping into anything? They use their wing mirrors.
58. Where does a vampire go to have a shower? The batroom.
59. Why wasn’t the little bat allowed to play baseball? Because he was a bat boy.

51. How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
52. Who does the famous bat get letters from? His fang club.
53. How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
54. What is a bat’s favorite pudding? Upside down cake.

If you want to hear more silly animal jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Giraffe jokes
• Fox puns
• Jokes about bugs
• Butterfly jokes for kids