47 Funny Orange Jokes

Oranges are one of my favorite tasting fruits, especially orange flavored sweets (does that count?). Here is my list of orange jokes that will squeeze out a smile. If you’ve got an orange joke up your sleeve that’s juicy to share, please do! I have a comment section below. 🙂

Orange Puns

1. What language do oranges use to communicate? Mandarin.
2. What is orange and sounds like a parrot? Carrot.
3. Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they can concentrate.
4. Why did the orange say no when her parents came to her with a marriage proposal? Because she was against oranged marriages.
5. What did the orange vigilante say after beating up the bad oranges? Juice-tice will prevail.

6. Where do plastic oranges live? Orange County.
7. Why did the orange stop running? He ran out of juice.
8. What is a Vampire‘s favorite fruit? Blood orange.
9. How did the orange come back to life after dying? It made a peel with the devil.
10. What happens when oranges get into a fight? Things get juicy.

11. What happens when you rub two oranges against each other? Pulp Friction.
12. Which role in the Star Wars movie was the orange cast for? Emperor Pulpatine.
13. Why can’t oranges be pirates? They don’t get scurvy.
14. Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.
15. Why did the Orange go out with a Prune? Because he couldn’t find a Date.

16. Why did the orange get into a car crash? Because it wasn’t keeping its eyes peeled on the road.
17. What are oranges served in prison? Three square peels a day.
18. Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down? Citrus-ted him.

21. What did the old orange see before it died? The grim riper.
22. What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer? The zest is yet to come.
23. What did the orange say on meeting his long lost sister? Orange you glad to meet me?
24. What did the orange say to its Environmental Science teacher? Climate change isn’t peel.

26. What happens when two oranges collide? They get en-tang-led.
27. Why did the orange get prescription glasses? Because it was lacking Vitamin see.

31. What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do? Look round.
32. Why didn’t the apple and orange get married? Because fruit cantaloupe.
33. Why did the citrus fruit join the military? Because it was a navel orange.
34. What happened to the orange boxer? He got beaten to a pulp.

36. What happened to the orange after he got depressed? He fell into a pith of despair.
37. What do you call a punctual orange who is always on time everywhere? A clockwork orange.
38. Why did the orange turn into orange juice? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
39. How did the orange ride the rollercoaster without fear? Because it had nerves of peel.
40. Why did the orange dress up as a clown? Because it wanted to become a zester.

One liners about oranges

41. When eating an orange it is all about the peel good factor.
42. I am scared I’m turning orange. Hopefully, it is just a pigment of my imagination.
43. The next person that asks for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, some lemonade, and slices of orange all in the same glass is going to get a “punch.”

1. Someone told me “nothing rhymes with orange”. I said, “no it doesn’t”.
2. I asked a friend why she was staring at a bottle of orange juice. She replied that it said “concentrate” on it.
3. I went to the shop to buy some oranges, strawberries and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
4. An orange growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies now.

Best orange jokes

1. What kind of monkey doesn’t eat bananas? An orangeutan.
2. What did the chick say when her mum laid an orange? Look what marmalade.
3. What happened when the orange was peeled? It lost its rind.
4. What would you get when you mix an orange-flavored soda and a twig? A fantastick combination.
5. What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common? They are both a FantaSea.

1. Why did the orange get insurance? Zest in case.
2. Why did the orange’s song receive a negative review? Because the song wasn’t orange-inal.

If you want to hear more funny fruit puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Berry jokes
• Jokes about apples
• Banana jokes
• Cherry puns