30 Funny Pink Puns

Here are 30 funny pink jokes and the best pink puns to crack you up. These jokes about pink are great pink jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pink dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pink, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pink humor with others.

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Pink puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pink that are also awesome pink jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What is pink and slippery? A pair of pink slippers.
2. What is an artists favorite pop star? Pink.
3. What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car? A pink carnation.
4. What do you get if you paint a pink pig mint-green? A pigmint of your imagination.
5. What’s blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath.

6. What’s small, pink and triangular? A small pink triangle.
7. What is grey and pink? An elephant hiding in a strawberry patch.
8. Which Australian bird is pink? The Fla-dingo
9. How do you answer your phone in color? When it goes “Green ” You pink it up and say “Yellow”.
10. Which psychologist helps members of rock bands? Pink Freud.

11. What is the color of dripping water? Pink, Pink, Pink, Pink.
12. What’s pink and goes “moo”? A pig with an identity crisis.
13. What soccer position do pink birds play? Flamingoalie.
14. How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three… two… one… flaminGO
15. What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable.

Pink one liners

Here are some great pink joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pink.

16. Pink is pure, trustworthy. There’s a reason it’s called a pinky promise.
17. I was just forced to swallow pink food coloring. I feel violet-ed.
18. I’ll stop loving pink when they make a prettier color.
19. Pink is not for the soft and demure. It’s for the pink panther.
20. Pink is the color that gets up earliest in the mornings. It’s always the first one to rose and shine.

21. Pink makes me happy when I’m blue.
22. The phone went “green. green.”, so I pinked it up and said, “Yellow”
23. I broke my little finger today. Good thing I haven’t make any pinky promises recently.
24. I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
25. A werewolf went out in a bright pink tracksuit the other night, and now he’s the right-there-wolf.

Best pink jokes

These next funny pink puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pink!

26. What language do pink birds speak? Fla-lingo.
27. Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
28. Do you think pink could be a cat’s favorite color? No, it’s purr-ple.
29. What’s the worst color in a rainbow? The weakest pink.
30. What animal is black, white and pink? An embarrassed zebra.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about pink, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny color jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Purple jokes
• Green puns
• Jokes about blue