25 Funny Pillow Puns

Here are 25 funny pillow jokes and the best pillow puns to crack you up. These jokes about pillows are great jokes for kids and adults.

Pillow puns

Here is our top list of pillow dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pillows, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pillow humor with others.

What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What do two feathers talk about during the night? It’s mostly pillow talk.
What looses a head every morning but gets it back every night? A pillow
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases? They’re really making headlines.
Why did the little girl put sugar under her pillow at night? So she would have sweet dreams.

Here are some great pillow joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pillows.

I asked my pillow if it wanted a snack. It said, “No, thanks I’m stuffed”.
Dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow last night. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
A friend’s dog swallowed a pillow. The vet has described its condition as comfortable.
Woke up this morning with a stir fry on my pillow. Think I was sleepwoking again.
If you challenged Death to a pillow fight instead of a game of chess, what would the reaper cushions be?

I was at a raucous curry night when some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued.
A friend of mine keeps a ruler on his pillow to see how long he sleeps for.
Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a coin there instead. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.
My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about ‘how childish I am’. But she didn’t know the password to my pillow fort so she couldn’t get in.
The police asked me why I was carrying so many pillows. I told them I was resisting a rest.

These next funny pillow puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pillows!

To the person who stole my pillow. I will not rest until I find you.
I was going to buy a new pillow. But I decided I better sleep on it first.
I wrote an article on pillows. It was really just a fluff piece.
I bought some memory foam pillows. But I’ve forgotten where I left them.
My wife bought 8 pillows for our bed claiming it’s a necessary aesthetic. But I think it’s unnecessary fluff.

Who puts money under a deer’s pillow? The hoof fairy.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Look out pillow.
How soft is Bill Gate’s pillow? Microsoft.
Dreamt I was eating a curry last night. When I woke up, my pilau was missing.
I was caught cheating in our pillow fight. They sent me to execushion.