35 Funny Otter Jokes

Here are 35 funny otter jokes and the best otter puns to crack you up. These jokes about otters are great otter jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of otter dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about otters, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this otter humor with others.

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• Otter puns
• Otter one liners
• Best otter jokes

Otter puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about otters that are also awesome otter jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Who does a seal bring to a wedding? Her significant otter.
2. What do you call an otter in glasses? A see otter.
3. What swims in the water and has a magic wand? Harry P-otter.
4. Why are otters so great? They’re otterly delightful.
5. What did the principal say to the two otters in his office? You otter be ashamed of yourselves.

6. Why did walrus marry the whale? Because she wasn’t like all the otters.
7. What did the weasel say to the badger? We should always be kind to otters.
8. What’s got a tail, swims, and will defend you in court? Your otterney.
9. What did the grape say when the otter stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
10. Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos.

Otter one liners

Here are some great otter joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about otters.

11. One way or the otter, you will grow to love otter puns.
12. You’re my significant otter.
13. Ollie the Otter is one of the best otterneys in the state.
14. When otters get tired of swimming, they love to drive their otter mobiles.
15. I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better.

16. Otters are otterly cute.
17. Get otter here. This is private property.
18. It’s like a scene otter a horror film.
19. Don’t eat yet, The otters haven’t arrived.
20. You otter be more sensitive to an otter’s feelings.

21. This café has a really nice otter-mosphere.
22. Of all the otter-ibutes, smarts was her strength.
23. Otternal life may be possible at some point in the future.
24. Pet me or give me snacks, otterwise I’m leaving.
25. Ollie the Otter dreams of going to otter space.

Best otter jokes

These next funny otter puns are some of our best jokes and puns about otters!

26. What do you call an otter with a cold? A snotter.
27. Why did the otter cross the river? To get to the otter side.
28. Why did the otter join NASA? She wanted to get to otter space.
29. What is the best animal to be on a cold day? A little otter.
30. What did the otter say to her boyfriend? I feel like we’re drifting apart. Maybe it’s time to see otter people.

31. What should you ask a famous water mammal? Can I have your otter-graph?
32. What do you call it when aquatic mammals steal cars? Grand theft otter.
33. Where do otters sleep? The river bed.
34. What sort of car do river mammals drive? An otter-mobile.
35. What did Noah say when he realized some animals were missing from the arch? We need to wait for the otters.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about otters, we hope you had a good laugh.

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