75 Funny Meat Puns

Here are 75 funny meat jokes and the best meat puns to crack you up. These jokes about meat are great meat jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of meat dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about meat, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this meat humor with others.

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Meat puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about meat that are also awesome meat jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What is a skeleton’s favorite meat choice? Spare ribs.
2. What is a pig’s favorite karate move? A pork chop.
3. What do you call a BBQ pun? A meataphor.
4. What did the ketchup say to the hot dog? Nice to meat you.
5. What did the butcher say when he gave me the wrong meat order? Sorry for the mis-steak.

6. Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball.
7. What’s the funniest meat? Beef Jokey.
8. What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot.
9. What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? Is it meat you’re looking for?
10. Did you hear about the vegetarian who really regretted it? It was a huge missed steak.

11. What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
12. What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
13. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
14. Which is a meat patty’s least favourite day of the week? Fry-day.
15. What’s an absentee father’s favorite meat? Bison.

16. What do you call a fragile kitty who eats only lunch meats? A deli-cat.
17. What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live in holy meat-rimony.
18. Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they can’t cook.
19. Can vegans eat pudding? No, you cant have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.
20. What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale? A balanced meal.

21. Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham.
22. Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don’t worry, he’s cured now.
23. What do you call white meat roadkill? Roadtisserie Chicken.
24. Why did the butcher work on weekends? To make ends meat.
25. Why don’t cows make good private investigators? Because they refuse to go on steak outs.

26. What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig? Pulled pork.
27. What did the cow’s Valentine’s Day Card say? Will you beef my Valentine?
28. What do you call a dumb carnivore? A meathead.
29. What’s a cow’s favorite musical note? Beef-flat.
30. Did you hear about the taco who got into danger? Their life was at steak.

31. What’s the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick.
32. When was meat so high? When the cow jumped over the moon.
33. Why was the chef so bad at telling meat jokes? Because he butchered them all.
34. Why did the cow go on a diet? To become lean beef.
35. What do butchers say after they meet someone new? Mince to meat you.

36. What do cannibals call shin meat? Below-knee.
37. What does a ghost eat with meatballs? Spook-etti.
38. How does a dinosaur like it’s meat? Rawrrrr.
39. How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart.
40. Why did the butchers meeting end too soon? Because one of them started beef.

41. Why was the meat packer fired? He was bringing home the bacon.
42. What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich? Launch meat.
43. Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.
44. Why is ground beef so popular? Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.
45. What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? Oh no! I’ve made a huge MooseSteak.

46. Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them.
47. My brother has a beef eating disorder and I’m worried. His life is at steak.
48. What do rappers and vegans have in common? Fake beef.
49. A cow was standing in a cornfield. A chicken walked by and said “what do I see here? Corn beef.
50. What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.

Meat one liners

Here are some great meat joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about meat.

51. People who sell meat may be gross. But people who sell vegetables are grocer.
52. Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
53. A robber was preparing to break into a butcher’s to steal meat. He decided not to in the end, as the stakes were too high.
54. The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
55. The butcher had over 20 types of cured cylindrical meat for sale. I never sausage a selection.

56. The truckers who transport donkey meat are very hurried. They spend their entire work day hauling ass.
57. The butcher stopped eating deli meat every day, he decided to go cold turkey. 
58. My account got hacked. If you get a DM about meat from me, don’t click on it. It’s spam.
59. I love cooking meat for tiny men, make gnome a steak.
60. Nade is going to buy some meat for his surprise proposal to you. Are you going to marinade?

61. So, we meat again.
62. Those who have an obsession with meat and anagrams are tough to please. They’re really hard to assuage.
63. I tried to take up Motorsport, but had to prove my car could run on meat juices. It was for a Stock Car race.
64. The meat expired and it smelled very offal.
65. I tried whale meat. But I’m just not that Inuit.

Best meat jokes

These next funny meat puns are some of our best jokes and puns about meat!

66. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
67. What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior.
68. What did the butcher say to his parents when he introduced his girlfriend? Meat Patty.
69. What did one steak knife say to the other? Look sharp, here comes the meat.
70. What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher.

71. How does Lady GaGa like her meat? Raw raw ra-a-a-ah.
72. What is a hair stylist’s favorite steak? A flat iron.
73. What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer legs. They’re under a buck
74. Who was the meatiest knight throughout the land? Sir Loin.
75. What do you call meat that is cooked more than ‘well done’? Congratulations.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about meat, we hope you had a good laugh.

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