30 Funny Knot Puns

Here are 30 funny knot jokes and the best knot puns to crack you up. These jokes about knots are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of knot dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about knots, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this knot humor with others.

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• Knot puns
• Knot one liners
• Best knot jokes
• Final thoughts

Knot puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about knots that are also awesome knot jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What is a knot’s favorite food? Thai.
2. What hairstyle is best for travelling fast in a boat? Top knot.
3. Did we really need a separate unit for water speed? I think knot.
4. How did the executioner learn about knots? By watching the noose.
5. Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.

6. How do they tie things down on the space station? They use astro knots.
7. Did you guys hear about the knot contest? It ended in a tie.
8. What do you call a South American snake tied in a knot? Pretzelcoatl.
9. Why is a noose the hardest way to kill yourself? It’s knot.
10. What did the toast say to the loaf and pretzel when playing hide and seek? Bready or knot, here I crumb.

Knot one liners

Here are some great knot joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about knots.

11. I didn’t tie the knot till I was 38. I am hopeless with shoelaces.
12. There was once a man who could untie any knot. They called him the Knotcracker.
13. The guy who invented velcro shoes thought to himself ‘Why knot?
14. There are two types of puns in this list of jokes. Those that are funny and those that are knot.
15. I once got so nervous I ate a long stretch of rope. For the rest of the day my stomach was in knots.

16. If one is an expert in tying knots, One does knot simply.
17. There couldn’t be a tier list for knots because they would all be tied.
18. My wife asked if we should try bondage. I said, “We’d better knot.”
19. I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good. Especially that ending, what a twist.
20. A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasn’t about knot theory. He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.

Best knot jokes

These next funny knot puns are some of our best jokes and puns about knots!

21. I was trying to make a pun about knots. But I couldn’t tie it together.
22. The String Theory might be the answer to everything. Then again, it might knot.
23. What do you call a monkey caught in a knot? An orangutangle.
24. What flowers do old people hate tying into knots? Forget-me-nots.
25. Is an old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.

26. Tomorrow I’m tying the knot. And kicking the chair.
27. I was planning on doing some knitting. But I will knot.
28. There are only two outcomes in a knot-tying competition. Win or loose.
29. My uncle swears his sneakers are sandals. We all try to tell him they knot.
30. Why do they use knots instead of miles in the ocean? Because they’ve got to keep the ocean tide.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about knots, we hope you had a good laugh.

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