20 Best Karaoke Puns

Here are 20 funny karaoke jokes and the best karaoke puns to crack you up. These jokes about karaoke are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of karaoke dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about karaoke, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this karaoke humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about karaoke that are also awesome karaoke jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Where has the worst karaoke bars? Singapore.
Why couldn’t the pony perform in the karaoke contest? He was a little hoarse.
What do you call karaoke being sung by a Native American? Cheraokee.
What do you call a group of tone-deaf karaoke singers? A choir of dis-harmony.
Why did the karaoke bar hire a magician? To make the singers disappear when they start butchering the songs.

Here are some great karaoke joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about karaoke.

The karaoke party was awesome. Sam sung.
Friend of mine did a terrible version of an 80s Classic at karaoke. It went down like 99 lead balloons.
Was out with some friends, and one pulled out of singing at karaoke at the last minute. I had to duet myself.
Got a singing coach to help me with karaoke but had to get rid of him because he was so selfish. It was always mi mi mi with him.
A karaoke singer stayed with me once, but had to ask him to move out. He never knew when to come in, and could never find the key.

I refuse to sing “Kiss From a Rose” at karaoke. I’m not a performing Seal.
At any karaoke, the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is never more than a whim away.
Chap I know went to the doctor and said “I keep singing The Green Green Grass of home at karaoke”. The doctor said “you’ve got Tom Jones syndrome.”
Last night some orthopedists walked into the karaoke bar and they were all like “I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna heal the feet with somebody.”
My wife said she had trouble hitting the high notes in a karaoke song. Apparently she was too short and didn’t have the right shoes on.

These next funny karaoke puns are some of our best jokes and puns about karaoke!

My wife refuses to go to karaoke with me. I have to duet alone.
Did karaoke at a bar that had U2 songs with no guitar track. It took the edge off them.
Someone took a photo of me singing REM songs at karaoke. That’s me in the corner.
Agreed to do karaoke recently and found out the bar only had disco classics. At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
A karaoke coach was hard to resist when she tried to sell me his services. She had an impressive pitch.