50 Funny Flying Jokes

Here are 50 funny flying jokes and the best flying puns to crack you up. These jokes about flying are great flying jokes for kids and adults alike.

Here is our top list of flying dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about flying, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this flying humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about flying that are also awesome flying jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What’s a flying rabbit have on its back? An eagle.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he can Neverland.
What did the bat say when he was offered a ride? No thanks, I’m winging it.
What do you call a flying cat? I’m-paws-sible.
What’s the difference between flying pigs and honest politicians? There actually was a time when Swine Flu.

Why is masturbation on a flying plane not allowed ? Because high jacking is illegal.
What do you call Harry Potter in a plane? The flying sorcerer.
What if a dog flew the first airplane? It just wouldn’t be Wright.
Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam? He passed with flying colours.
What has a nose and flies but can’t smell? An airplane.

What do you call travelling on a flying carpet? A rugged experience.
What did the bird say to its friend when it was flying to a farm? I’m fowl-ing with you.
Did you hear about the astronaut who was nonchalant about flying near a black hole? She didn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off? The Hanger Games.
Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam? He passed with flying colors.

Why do birds fly north for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bay-gulls.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter “F”.
Competitive kite flying was a lot of fun but I eventually had to quit. Too many strings attached.
What do you call a flying nun? A bird? A plane? Nope, nun of the above

Why is ground beef so popular? Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.
What are flying carrots most afraid of? Helichopters.
What’s the difference between a warm sweet potato, and a Pig flying through the air? One’s a heated yam, while the other’s a yeeted ham.
Where did the flying boat land? At the air-port.
What goes zzub-zubb when it travels? A bee flying backwards.

What do you call a monkey flying in the sky? A hot air baboon.
What do you call traveling on a flying carpet? A rugged experience.
What do you call Harry Potter in a plane? The flying sorcerer.
Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam? He passed with flying colours.
Where does an alien put his teacup? On a flying saucer.

What do you call a bit of your foot flying across the room? Missiletoe.
Did you about the witch that crashed into the bat? She didn’t bat an eye lid and kept flying.
What do you call a flying prehistoric lizard? A Dino-soaring.
How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encylopedias? They’re flying in-formation.
Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spy-der.

Here are some great flying joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about flying.

Being this high off the ground feels air-mazing.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Look at the new cabin crew uniforms, they are always the flight of fashion.
Competitive kite flying was a lot of fun but I eventually had to quit. There were too many strings attached.
I passed my genetic engineering exam, with flying koalas. I am now over Koalafied.

Santa hit a dragon whilst flying over medieval England. I guess you could say he sleighed it.
Astronauts serve dinner On flying saucers.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Did you here about he kingdom of butterflies? It was a Monarchy.
When I threw the slab of butter out of the window, I made a butterfly.