65 Chocolate Puns and One-Liners

Hello, chocolate lovers! I’ve wanted to compile these chocolate puns for a while, so better choco-late than never! There are puns, jokes, one-liners, and memes. If you have any funny chocolate jokes to add to the list, comment below. Let’s make the best chocolate puns list ever!

​Chocolate Puns

These sweet puns are as satisfying as your fave chocolate candy!

1. What is Lightning McQueen’s favorite chocolate snack? Cacao.
2. Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar? The police are trying to catch him, but he’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
3. What chocolate bar never laughs at jokes? He only snickers.
4. How do you turn dairy chocolate turn into dark chocolate? Turn off the lights.
5. Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it will fit in its box.

6. What kind of establishment is kid-friendly? A chocolate bar.
7. What’s a chocolate’s favorite day of the week? Sundae.
8. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar.
9. How did the hipster burn his mouth on hot chocolate? He drank it before it was cool.
10. What fruit loves chocolate? A cocoa-nut.

11. What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
12. What happens before it rains chocolate? It sprinkles.
13. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp.
14. What kind of chocolate bar can you eat in a library? A Wispa.
15. What kind of chocolate do you find in the fluff-catching drawer of the dryer? Lindt.

16. What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.
17. What’s the sun’s favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way.
18. What did the snowman say? I like hot chocolate, but it goes right through me.
19. What’s the last thing to put into chocolate cake? Your teeth.
20. What do you get when you cross beer with a chocolate bar? A Choco-Light.

More jokes about chocolate

What should you say when you’ve had enough chocolate? Just kidding, that’s a trick question! There’s no such thing as too much chocolate or too many jokes!

21. What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar.
22. What is Mario’s favorite brand of chocolate milk? Yoo-hoo.
23. What kind of chocolate can you buy at the airport? Plane chocolate.
24. What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk? Ca-cow.
25. ​What’s delicious and lives in Canada? Chocolate mousse.

26. What’s a girl’s favorite brand of chocolate? Her or She bars
27. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
28. Which is a chocoholics favorite kind of party? One that’s choco-lit.
29. Where did the chocolate couple stay for their honeymoon? In a hotel sweet.
30. What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day? The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.

31. What do you call stolen cocoa? Hot chocolate.
32. What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
33. Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame? Babe Ruth.
34. Why did the candy bar cross the road? Because he was choco-LATE for the bus.
35. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip wookiee.

36. What is a French cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
37. Why did the donut visit the dentist? He needed a chocolate filling.
38. What occasion do cute chocolate bars look forward to all month? PayDay.
39. If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes.
40. What’s a sheeps favorite treat? A chocolate baa.

41. What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
42. What do you call people with a chocolate addiction? Cocoa-Nuts.
43. Why isn’t there a Chocoholics Anonymous? Because nobody wants to quit.
44. What’s the spookiest type of chocolate? Kinder boo-enos
45. Did you see that amazing chocolate bar? It was the Kit Kats meow.

Chocolate one liners

Quick and sweet, just like a chocolate treat! If you’re looking for a good laugh, these one-liners are just the ticket for any chocolate lover.

46. I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn’t that funny. I just snickered.
47. A good analogy is like a box of chocolates-you never know when you’re going to get a mixed metaphor.
48. I’m a chocoholic, but I can stop anytime — as soon as I finish this last bar!
49. Someone gave me a Bueno bar today, but I threw it back in their face. I wish I were a kinder person.
50. There are so many Reese’ons why I love you

51. I was walking on the street the other day, and someone threw some milk chocolate bars at me. I thought to myself, “how dairy!”
52. I just saw an aircraft made of bubbly chocolate. It was an Aero-plane.
53. That was really dairy of you to throw a chocolate bar at me in the street.
54. Don’t fight with me over chocolate because I am not someone to be truffled with.
55. I’ve lived on Mars for years. However, only eating chocolate has taken a toll on my health.

56. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands
57. I got myself a hazelnut and chocolate sports car. It’s a Ferrari Rocher.
58. There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars.
59. I just got over my chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts addiction. If I’m honest, it was a Rocky Road.
60. Chocolate bar prices have really gone up. I bought a Mars bar, a Milky Way, and a Galaxy, and they were astronomical.

61. Did you hear about that guy who stalked candy bars? He was a bounty hunter.
62. Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
63. My cousin works in a chocolate shop. He works behind the bar.
64. Talking is frowned at in the local chocolate factory, so I only wispa when I get there.

Chocolate Memes

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Final Thoughts

I hope you enjoyed this collection of chocolate puns! Remember, if you have your own chocolate pun to add, I’d love to hear it! Add it to the comments below!

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists!

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