40 Funny February Jokes
Here are 40 funny February jokes and the best February puns to crack you up. These jokes about February are great jokes for kids and adults.
February puns
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- What do you call a shape born on February 9th? An asquareius.
- What month gets the worst grades? F-ebruary.
- What do you call a frog born on February 29th? A leap frog.
- What’s the best day to schedule a meeting you don’t want to go to? February 30th.
- What does it take for the one whose birthday falls on February 29 to hear ‘Happy Birthday’ from people? It takes ears.
- What does a butterfly do on February 29th? Jumps out of its skin.
- Why should you eat pork sausage on February 2nd? Because it is ground hog day.
- What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February? Frosted Snowflakes.
- What do you say on the last day of the second month? February is ending today, but that’s okay. We’ll March on.
- Which is the month in which a person would talk the least? February, because it has the least number of days.
- Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? Yes, February 14th.
- What do pickles celebrate on February 14th? Valen-brine’s Day.
- What did the lawyer do on February 29th? Jumps to conclusions.
- Sometimes February has 29 days. How many other months have 29 days? All of them.
- Why are people born on Febraury 29th good jumpers? They were born on a leap year.
- What month is the best for coffee? Feb-brew-ary.
- Why should February 10th be National Fart Day? Because it’s 2/10.
- Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off in February thinking nobody would notice.
- What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20? Rest in Pisces.
- How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.
February one liners
Here are some great February joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about February.
- My favorite day was Tuesday, February 22, 2022 (2/22/22). I call it 2’s day.
- Sometimes February feels like it will last forever. But time Marches on.
- Most people think February is the shortest month, but that’s really May with 3 letters.
- A person I met online thought February had 30 days. It must be hard for them to date.
- My parents are going to visit South Korea for a week in February. This Valentine’s Day, they will be Seoulmates.
- February is ending today, but that’s okay. We’ll March on.
- February 10th should be National Fart Day. Because it’s 2/10.
- Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day. It’s February 14th.
- Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year. Hers is in February and mine in June.
- I am giving up drinking coffee for the month of February. Edit: I am giving up. Drinking coffee for the month of February.
Best February jokes
These next funny February puns are some of our best jokes and puns about February!
- Can February march? No, but April May.
- What is a ghost’s favorite month? Feb-BOO-uary.
- How many Mondays are in February? Too many.
- What month is the best month to tell a lie? Fib-ruary.
- Why do people walk slowly in February? Because it’s not March.
- What is the best outfit for February 2nd? A tu-tu.
- Doesn’t June know it’s February? I can’t December.
- What kind of music do you listen to on February 29th? Hip Hop.
- What is in 2020s calendar? January, February, Lockdown, December.
- If Fortnite ever gets a sequel, what should it be called? February.
Final thoughts
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about February, we hope you had a good laugh.
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