40 Funny Stair Puns

Here are 40 funny stair jokes and the best stair puns to crack you up. These jokes about stairs are great jokes for kids and adults.

Stair puns

Here is our top list of stair dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about stairs, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this stair humor with others.

1. Wanna hear a joke about stairs? It’s hysterical.
2. What do you call a wizard that fell down the stairs? Tumbledore.
3. You remember when they made stairs? It was a big step for civilization.
4. How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to count the stairs on an escalator.
5. Why did the pilot take the elevator instead of the stairs? Too many flights.

6. How did the horse get up the stairs? He mounted them.
7. Could I interest you in a gym routine using stairs? It’s a multi-step program.
8. What does superman have at the top of his stairs? A superhero landing.
9. Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he couldn’t remember the steps.
10. What did the donkey say as he fell down the stairs? Hew-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

11. What do you call particularly complex stairs? Stairs with extra steps.
12. What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
13. Did you hear about the paleontologist who slipped down the stairs? He broke his Ankylosaurus.
14. Why did the stair contractor get in so many fights? He kept asking people if they want a step outside.
15. Did you hear about the guy who fell down the stairs at the airport? Damn near missed the whole flight.

Stair one liners

Here are some great stair joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about stairs.

16. Stairways have their ups and downs.
17. I fell from the stairs the other day. It really got me down.
18. Chuck Norris once made a Slinky go upstairs.
19. I came across a broken escalator the other day. All I could do was stair.
20. My dad fell down the stairs and broke his arm. He couldn’t stop laughing though, it was a humerus situation.

21. I love stairs. They always bring me up.
22. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
23. I was asked if I wanted to take the elevator or stairs up. I decided on the latter.
24. I’ve just written a book on how to avoid falling down a stair case. It’s a step-by-step guide.
25. My twin brother prefers to take the stairs, but I like the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.

26. Ladders are just stairs with extra steps.
27. I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.
28. I joined a fitness group where the main objective is to always take the stairs. It’s a 10,000-step program.
29. I dropped my pie on the apartment stairs. Now it’s somewhere between three and four.
30. My physics teacher told me I had so much potential, so much energy. Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.

Best stair jokes

These next funny stair puns are some of our best jokes and puns about stairs!

31. What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
32. What do you call when a ladder is replaced with stairs? Climb-it change.
33. Why are stair builders so smart? They’re always one step ahead.
34. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster.
35. A couple of geese fell down from the stairs. They got multiple goose bumps.

36. I hate stair lifts. They drive me up the wall.
37. I was thinking of starting up a stair company. But there was too many steps to it.
38. Update on the crisis at the stair factory. The situation is escalating.
39. I was mad on my way up the stairs. By the time I got to the third floor, my anger was on another level.
40. I’m worried I will fall down the stairs one day. I’d take steps to avoid it, but that’s sort of the problem.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about stairs, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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• Sky puns
• Jokes about squares
• Circle jokes for kids