40 Funny Sand Puns

Here are 40 funny sand jokes and the best sand puns to crack you up. These jokes about sand are great sand jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of sand dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about sand, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this sand humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about sand that are also awesome sand jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft.
What did the boulder say to the sand? Damn you fine.
How do you spell sand with only 3 letters? S, A, and D.
What happens when there are really bad sand storms on Naboo? Jar Jar blinks.
How do beaches greet each other? With a sandshake.

What does sandpaper say when it agrees with something? Of coarse.
What happened to the sand just before it because a castle? It got in-pail-ed.
What did the dog say after it walked over sandpaper? Rough rough.
What did the ocean say to the sand? Sea you later.
What do you call four people in Mexico who are stuck in quicksand? Quatro Sinco.

Why is sand called sand? Because it’s between the sea and the land.
Why did the water cross the ocean? Because it wanted to wave at the sand.
Why is there never a food shortage on the planet of Tatooine? Because of the abundance of sand which is there.
Why was everyone crying after watching Infinity Wars? Because sand got into their eyes.
If you go to the beach and forget your lunch, what can you eat? Just eat the sand which is there.

Why did the sand get wet? Because the sea weed.
What makes a camel hard to find in the desert? They have camelflage.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? A ham sandwitch.
What do you get when you cross the ocean with sand? Honestly, I’m not that shore myself.
How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Here are some great sand joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about sand.

The beach was so good at his job that he could even do it with his sands tied behind his back.
The sand witch was terrorizing all the beach tourists at lunch on Halloween.
I’m really sad that I lost my prized collection of sand specimens. They held a lot of sandimental value for me.
The seashell was having a bad day, so the sun told him, “Sleep off today. Tomorrow you can start fresh because it’s going to be a sand new day”.
I was planning on sending an email to the beach committee about their stringent timings, but I forgot to hit sand.

The sand invited too many people to his Sunday barbecue. It was complete sandemonium.
When at the beach, martial artists only indulge in sand to sand fighting.
One sand didn’t want to be roommates with the other sand. So, he made a plan that would sand him packing.
The football coach told the kinetic sand, “You’re a good player, but I don’t think you’re fulfilling your potential.
The sand told the gravel, “I am fine.” when he asked him how he was.

I told my best friend a joke about quicksand yesterday, and he finally got it today. It took a while for the joke to sink in.
Sand grains should stay wary of crabs. They can easily snip their sands off.
The most famous musical movie that you will get to watch in the Sand Kingdom is ‘La La Sand”.
The ocean had a runny nose, so he told the beach not to sand so near him.
I’ve heard that sandpaper competitions can get challenging and rough.

These next funny sand puns are some of our best jokes and puns about sand!

Is sand hot? Of coarse it is.
Did I tell you about my attempt to grow bananas in sand? It was fruitless.
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court? Sediment always settles.
What do you call an hourglass without sand? A waist of time.
During a fight with the ocean, what did the sand say? You’re such a beach.