50 Funny Rain Jokes

Here are 50 funny rain jokes and the best rain puns to crack you up. These jokes about rain are great jokes for kids and adults.

Rain puns

Here is our top list of rain dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about rain, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this rain humor with others.

1. What’s rain’s favourite accessory? A rainbow
2. What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
3. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
4. Why is wind power more popular than rain? Because it has a lot of fans.
5. What’s the difference between rain and climate? You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.

6. What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
7. What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
8. What does a raincloud wear under its raincoat? Thunder wear.
9. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? Fowl weather.
10. What animal loves being out in the rain? A rain deer.

11. What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change.
12. Why does Santa have a huge umbrella? Because of all the rain, dear.
13. What often falls but never gets hurt? Rain.
14. What happened when it started raining coins? It started knocking some cents into the world.
15. Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain? Because on those days the kids have to play inside.

16. How can you wrap a cloud? With a rainbow.
17. What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain? A driplodocus.
18. What’s all wet and likes to shake? An earthquake on a rainy day.
19. Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? It just mist.
20. Why did the young rain cloud always get into trouble? It never took anything cirrus-ly.

21. Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud? It’ll storm out on you.
22. What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside? Booooooots.
23. When does it rain money? When there’s a change in the weather.
24. What did the little girls ribbon become in the storm? A rainbow.
25. Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry? Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

26. How do you wash a waterproof rain jacket? Dry clean it.
27. Why do mice stay inside when the sky is overcast with clouds? Because it might rain cats and dogs.
28. When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet? When it’s not raining.
29. What do you call a rainbow that doesn’t appear during a rain storm where the sun is shining? A refrainbow.
30. How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.

Rain one liners

Here are some great rain joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about rain.

31. My cat seems to like stormy weather. When it rains, it purrs.
32. It’s raining cats and dogs outside. I think I just stepped in a poodle.
33. The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
34. I was eating soup one day outside my favorite restaurant and it started raining. Took me hours to finish my meal.
35. There’s a been a weather warning. Purple rain is about to start falling. You’d better run before the violet storms start.

36. Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
37. I hope it doesn’t rain on Halloween night. That would dampen spirits.
38. Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
39. I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain, but it sure hurt like hail.
40. We were supposed to get rain today, but it blew out to the ocean. It was a real mist opportunity.

Best rain jokes

These next funny rain puns are some of our best jokes and puns about CCC!

41. When does it rain brains? During a brain storm.
42. What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain? A moist owlette.
43. What goes up in the sky when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
44. Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast? Rain with light Bries.
45. What did one raindrop say as it ran off the road? This is a grate day.

46. What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
47. Why do you see cows lying down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
48. Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained? To get some rust.
49. What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming? That’s music to my ears.
50. Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast? Because It’s the clam before the storm.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about rain, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny weather puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Wind jokes
• Sun puns